Note: I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC! Lj user scurvyknavery did. FULL CREDIT goes to her. Im only posting this so those without a livejournal can read :)


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David's the first to admit - he's not the kind of guy who knows a lot of stuff. But if there's one thing he knows, it's women. He knows them so well, he's got this whole system worked out. There are, as far as he can tell, five kinds of women in the world.

1. Moms

This is not as sexy a category as David would like. He's seen...

Note: I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC! Lj user thepodsquad did. FULL CREDIT goes to her. Im only posting this so those without a livejournal can read :)


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David and Selena somehow end up in the same limo after the after-party. David’s not really sure why that happened, one minuto they were winning, and the susunod minuto Selena was giggling, holding her shoes in one hand, her Emmy under one elbow, and David’s hand in her other. She tumbles into the leather upuan after him, pressed...