Our father who art in Fleet street
Hallowed be thy name
Thy revenge will come
on earth as it is in London
give us our daily shavings
and forgive us our appetite
as we forgive those who has a bigger appetite
Save us from Judge Turpin
and deliver us from all meat pies
For Sweeney Todd, Mrs Lovett, Tobias now and forever
Amen

Our father who art in Sleepy Hollow
Hallowed be thy name
Thy decapitation will come
on earth as it is in the puno of the death
give us our daily need of Ichabod Crane
and forgive us our squeamishness
as we forgive those who always faints
Save us from the Headless Horseman
And deliver us from...