I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle-color too.

I can read in bed.
And in purple.
And in brown.
I can read in a bilog and upside-down!

I can read with my left eye.
I can read with my right.
I can read Mississippi with my eyes shut tight!

Mississippi,
Indianapolis,
and
Hallelujah,
too!
I can read them
with my eyes shut!
That is
VERY HARD
to do!

But it's bad
for my hat
and makes
my eyebrows
get red hot.
SO...
reading with
my eyes shut
I don't do an awful lot.

And when I keep them open
I can read with much madami speed.
You have to be a speedy reader
'cause there's so, so much to read!

You can read about...

Big A
little a
What begins with A?

Aunt Annie's alligator...
A..a..A

Big B
little b
What begins with B?

Barber
baby
bubbles
and a
bumblebee.

Big C
little c
What begins with C?
Camel on the ceiling
C....c....C

Big D
little d
David Donald Doo
dreamed
a dozen doughnuts
and
a duck-dog, too.

A B C D E..e..e
ear
egg
elephant
e
e
E

Big F
little f
F..f..F
Four fluffy feathers
on a
Fiffer-feffer-feff.

ABCD
EFG
Goat
girl
googoo goggles
G...g...G

Big H
little h
Hungry horse.
Hay.
Hen in a hat.
Hooray!
Hooray!

Big I
little i
i....i....i
Ichabod
is
itchy.
So am I.

Big J
little j
What begins with j?
Jerry Jordan's
jelly jar
and jam
begin that way.

Big K
little k
Kitten....