Jerry Springer: Hi,I'm Jerry Springer And Our Topic Tonight Is, My Friend's Scams Are Terrible And I'm Not Gonna Put Up With It Anymore! Okay, Let's Bring Out Double-D!
(Audience Cheers)
Edd: Thank You!
Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy!
(Audience Cheers)
Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway!
Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed!
(Audience Cheers)
Ed:Buttered Toast!
Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That You Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will You Tell Us Why?
Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every Time! And He Leaves ME To Do ALL The Hard Work, You Know,With The Inventions And All? Well, While I'M Working my Head Off, HE Just Sits On His Lazy Butt,T hinking I'M Gonna Do The Scam For Him! And Sure, All my Inventions Work Out Great,Until Ed Or Eddy Decides To Toy With It, And Then There's The Usual Meltdown! And Not Only That, But The Violence And Messes Are In This Job! I've Gotten scars, Scrapes, Bruises, Nearly Drowned In A Mud Pile, And When It's Done, Eddy Thinks It's All MY Fault And He Never Gives Me Any Credit! Now If He Doesn't Shape Up, I'm Not Helping Him With His Scams Anymore! WHEW! Thanks,Jerry, That One's Been Bottled Up A LONG Time!
Eddy: NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE! If You Hate My Scams So Much, How Come You Didn't Quit Long Ago?
Edd: Because You're My Best Friend, And I Didn't Wanna Let You Down.
Audience:Awwww.....
Eddy: OH,SHUT UP!
Edd: Eddy,That Was Mean!
Eddy: You Wanna Piece Of Me,MOM????
Edd: Oh,THAT'S IT! YOUR'E GONNA GET THE BEATING OF YOURE LIFE YOU (beep)!!!!
Edd And Eddy Start Fighting And Cussing While The Audience Cheers And The Guards Try To Calm Them Down. Eddy Settles Down But Double-D Was SO Mad At Eddy,The Only Way To Calm Him Down Was To Tie Him To His Chair.
Ed: Gravy!
Just Then Ed Dived Into The Camera For No Reason, and It All Goes Black.
~ THE END! ~~~
(Audience Cheers)
Edd: Thank You!
Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy!
(Audience Cheers)
Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway!
Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed!
(Audience Cheers)
Ed:Buttered Toast!
Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That You Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will You Tell Us Why?
Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every Time! And He Leaves ME To Do ALL The Hard Work, You Know,With The Inventions And All? Well, While I'M Working my Head Off, HE Just Sits On His Lazy Butt,T hinking I'M Gonna Do The Scam For Him! And Sure, All my Inventions Work Out Great,Until Ed Or Eddy Decides To Toy With It, And Then There's The Usual Meltdown! And Not Only That, But The Violence And Messes Are In This Job! I've Gotten scars, Scrapes, Bruises, Nearly Drowned In A Mud Pile, And When It's Done, Eddy Thinks It's All MY Fault And He Never Gives Me Any Credit! Now If He Doesn't Shape Up, I'm Not Helping Him With His Scams Anymore! WHEW! Thanks,Jerry, That One's Been Bottled Up A LONG Time!
Eddy: NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE! If You Hate My Scams So Much, How Come You Didn't Quit Long Ago?
Edd: Because You're My Best Friend, And I Didn't Wanna Let You Down.
Audience:Awwww.....
Eddy: OH,SHUT UP!
Edd: Eddy,That Was Mean!
Eddy: You Wanna Piece Of Me,MOM????
Edd: Oh,THAT'S IT! YOUR'E GONNA GET THE BEATING OF YOURE LIFE YOU (beep)!!!!
Edd And Eddy Start Fighting And Cussing While The Audience Cheers And The Guards Try To Calm Them Down. Eddy Settles Down But Double-D Was SO Mad At Eddy,The Only Way To Calm Him Down Was To Tie Him To His Chair.
Ed: Gravy!
Just Then Ed Dived Into The Camera For No Reason, and It All Goes Black.
~ THE END! ~~~
