Requested by: Sasha/Alphawhitewolf.
*Laughs* SERIOUSLY?! HAHAHA THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE! Hesus I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

*Breathes* Seriously though guys, there is a saying, "Be careful what you wish for, because it just might come true."

I wasn't kidding, I am reviewing a Sonadow tagahanga fiction. And since you guys liked seeing me in pain the last episode, (You sick bastards...)

Let's take a look at the Fanfiction called Faker.

While not as bad as the atrocity Creation Of A Dry Bones, this is one of those Fanfictions so bad it's hilarious.

Believe me though when I say it's miles better than the last...

Present Day
Jeremy was brushing his teeth when he saw Anna’s reflection in the mirror. He should have startled, but he just spit out the toothpaste and washed his mouth. “When I turn around you’ll be gone, won’t you?” he said. He saw Anna shrugging her shoulders. “You’ll never know if you don’t try” she said. Jeremy turned around and to his surprise Anna was still standing sa pamamagitan ng the window-ledge. “How is this possible?” Jeremy asked. “How can you be standing there while I know you’re dead? I saw how they took you. And Damon sinabi they killed you” Anna looked down. “Damon...

A surprising amount of people have trouble with posting their stories up (or maybe it was me who figured it out too fast, I dunno), so this is a little step-by-step guide on how to ilathala your fanfiction over at ff.net.

Step 1:
Go to any page of fanfiction.net and click "sign in" on the very tuktok right corner of the page. Sign in.

Step 2:
A page will load with a left side bar with various different options regarding your account, paborito stories, communities, etc. Click the segundo bold option, "Publish."

Step 3:
A different set of options will pop up under Publish. Click on the segundo one, "Doc...

Chapter 1:A twist of fate!

XxXxX-Konoha, October 10th-12 years ago

It was a warm summer evening within the village of Konoha,and it had an odd calming effect on the people.There was still many people bustling about despite the fact the sun had set several hours ago.Minato stood,or rather paced,frantically around in his office.He kept glancing impatiently at the door,then to the walls,then the door again,in an endless cycle of anxiety that had been going on for hours."Kushina should be here yourself together!"

Minato berated himself,attempting to calm his nerves."I can't let her see me like this,or...

(Some viewers may find this a little raunchy, viewer discretion kind of advised.)
And count how many times I mention Jello. :D

Hello Zello Yellow Mellow I pag-ibig Jello Everybody! (WOW FIRST SENTENCE!) Today I am reviewing a GOOD Fanfiction, and will teach you how to make one CORRECTLY. (You listening to this TrueBlueTeam? Dry Bones? Good.)

Seriously though guys, I really do pag-ibig this Fanfiction, and I really do pag-ibig Jello.

The Fanfiction makes clever funny references to the show, has plenty of logic, sanity, and pantasiya in it, the Fanfiction is funny, and does many things right.

But you probably...

Cas was standing in the bathroom, looking in the mirror. He looked very pale and his body felt like it was on fire. His hands had started itching again and this time Cas couldn’t take it anymore. He opened the mirror cupboard and took the scissors. He tried to open it, but the bandage was too tick and inconvenient to even hold it for five seconds.
He brought his right hand to his mouth and his teeth chewed the bandage. He unwounded the bandage with his teeth and when his hand was free, he used it to take the bandage off his left hand. He threw the bandage on the floor and looked at his scarred...

The susunod morning.
Cas opened the door of his bedroom and saw Meg sitting on the floor, sleeping. He bent through his knees and picked her up. He carried her through the hallway and walked into her room. There he lay her down on the kama and covered her with the sheets. He leaned pasulong and kissed her forehead. Then he turned around and left, going back to his room. He took the sheets and rolled them in a ball, taking them downstairs to the laundry. He had no idea how to work with a washer, but there was a manual, so maybe if he’d read extra careful, he might figure it out.
It took him five...

•Owner rights to D.C. Comic characters: warner bros•

•i do not own any character Right involved in this story this is purely fanfic.•

•Background image owner:
Troianocomics•

•Storyline belongs to:
Queen Mary•

•Story opening: A history lesson in the past. The opening Prologue:•

Kalya Ren Kent Wyane is the child of Clark Kent aka Superman and Dina prince aka Wonder Woman. She was born right after her older brother Vince aka Sun-Ray who is also a Justice League member and hero ,and after the death of her late sister Kiki. Kalya is known as a very strong , clever young woman she has...

(Do you really want to read this without me? Well, if you want to die that badly, the link is here.)

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(Also, there is some profanity in this series, so if you can't take cussing, or disgusting sex in these god-awful tagahanga fictions, please leave now.)

You have got to be kidding me. I'm not even joking, you have GOT to be FREAKING KIDDING ME. How do people come up with this, how do people even THINK that Pagsulat A F**KING SQUIDWARD X SPONGEBOB tagahanga FICTION WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA!?!?

And why is porn done wrong so many times? I mean, ALL you have to do is at least TRY to make it funny, make no grammar...

Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a araw like no other. everyone sinabi hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every...

Elena opened her eyes and sat up. One thing was certain. This was not her room. Neither was it Damon’s. A picture of her and Stefan told her this was Stefan’s room. She got up and regretted it the moment she stood on her feet. Her head bounced, everything was blurry and she got so dizzy she had to sit down again. And on tuktok of that her stomach was twisting around. Then she remembered the state she was in. This was just one of the symptoms…Wait, Caroline didn’t say anything about feeling nauseous.
“Hey, I cleaned your sheets” Damon sinabi in the doorway. He noticed Elena’s pale face....

What if Arthur hadn't banished Guinevere from Camelot when he had found her in the arms of his most trusted friend? What if he was persuaded sa pamamagitan ng his advisers to have her executed the following day?
-One shot story, for madami paghahanap Livi4eva Fanfiction and click on 'Goodbye my love'. Please read, tagahanga and comment if you like :)

GOODBYE MY LOVE

Her eyes filled with tears as she watched the two men she loved fight to the death. The sound of metal clashing together rose in pitch and echoed in the great hall. Soon the two men stepped back and circled each other while exchanging glares. The sweat on their...

A sharp siring pain struck my stomach; I froze tight as stone grasping at my stomach. The pain was unbelievably unbearable. I wasn’t able to breathe it just made the pain ten times worse. My eyes were pinched tight, tighter then when I jumped off the bleachers in the high school gym a few years back.
The thought about that whole night made me cringe making the pain worst. That night was one of the worst nights of my life; something I hope will never have to be brought up ever again.
Patch and I were sitting on the sopa watching TV after our one o’clock lunch. My legs had been flung on top...

Meg took a bite from the waffle and frowned. “Did you put tsokolate in it?” she asked, looking up at Cas.
“Yeah, Anna told me you liked it as a human and since you’re human again…” Cas explained. “I wanted to do something nice for you”
“Hmm” Meg said, taking another bite from her waffle. “Seems to me that you’re trying to make up for something”
Cas bit his lip and sat down. He took Meg’s hand. “Yeah, I’ve been…quite a jerk to you yesterday. But…the pain…it was really bad” he tried to explain.
Meg pulled her hand away. “Yeah, I get it” she answered a...

The actual pamagat is called, "Sonic and Tails and Knuckles go fishing." which is just horrible grammar to ignore commas.

You know a tagahanga fiction is going to be AMAZING when there is even an error IN THE GODDAMN TITLE! >.<

Please, just shoot me now! I quit! I give up on my life, now please let me go!

......Fine, I'll review this....

Besides, it's not like me to do that anyways. BUT, I am warning you. People like this exist, people that write such horrid stories and call it a tagahanga fiction.... It blows my mind! And today, I crush one of the worst ones out there.

It's time to look at, "Sonic, Tails,...

NOTE: Before you read this, I wanted to say this is a yaoi fanfiction. The pairing featured in this is Shadilver. If you are NOT a Shadilver fan, don't read this. Simple. Also, there might be a few inappropriate word selections in this.



"A rose has its thorns, and a kulay-lila has its leaves. But, combining the two will make you weep." sinabi Silver, looking down at a white piece of paper with a proud tone of voice. He was in mga tula class, and this was his first poem. It needed to make his teacher impressed, or he would be expelled from mga tula class. "Impressive,Silver. Next, is Shadow." Ms.Suxcox...

Damon and Elena were in the kitchen, both sitting on the dresser. Elena pulled on a hole in her jeans, making it bigger.
“The fashion trend where people wear worn off jeans has passed a long time ago, Elena” Damon smirked.
“I’m sorry’ Elena mumbled.
“It’s okay…But if you want to make madami holes I can help you” Damon winked.
“That’s not what I’m talking about” Elena shook her head. “I’m sorry about the bracelet. Amber broke it. I know how much it means to you and giving it to me was a really nice offer and now it’s broken and I can’t fix it”
Damon shrugged....

Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I sinabi it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before you think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH YOU ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which you can read here,

link

Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the may-akda knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...