1:After monday and Tuesday even the calendar says 'wtf'
2:warning the consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole
3:see no shit hear no shit take no shit
4:notice,thank I for noticing this new notice ur noticing has been noted and will reported to the authorities
5:don't like me have a sit with the rest of the bitches waiting for to give a fuck
6:I have the cape I make the fucking whoosh noises
7:sarcasm:the ability to insults idiots without then realising it
8:love me or hate me both r in my favor if u pag-ibig me I'll always be in ur puso hate me I'll always be on ur mind...

1:if your puso was really broken you would be dead so shut up
2:I don't need angermanament I need ppl to stop pissing me off
3:judge me and I'll prove you wrong tell me what to do and I'll tell you off say I'm not worth it watch where I end up call me a asong babae and I'll ipakita you one fuck me over and I'll do u twice as bad call me crazy I'll ipakita you insane
4:lady's slippery when wet
5:be polite....go fuck yourself
6:dadd (dads aginst daughters dating) shoot the first one and the word will spread
7:tip for the araw if you cant eat it or fuck it piss on it and walk away
18:women do not sweat fart...

A hot night with no breeze no half the kalye lights where out but the moon and stars lit their way as she held his hand tightly sweating under her loose suga tuktok and mini palda she was slightly afraid but was doing good this was her first party with booze but she fell ligtas with her man beside her

He smiled at her gripping her hand knowing she was scared he was sweating in only a pare of jeans and flip flops he knows she hardly drinks but tonight was about fun relaxing and letting go as long as she was near him she would be fine

The house holding the party was at the end if their block...

A hot night with no breeze no half the kalye lights where out but the moon and stars lit their way as she held his hand tightly sweating under her loose suga tuktok and mini palda she was slightly afraid but was doing good this was her first party with booze but she fell ligtas with her man beside her

He smiled at her gripping her hand knowing she was scared he was sweating in only a pare of jeans and flip flops he knows she hardly drinks but tonight was about fun relaxing and letting go as long as she was near him she would be fine

The house holding the party was at the end if their block not...