One difference between a gitara and a isda is that you can't tuna fish. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Congress is like pasko lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What do you find in ancient Greece?

...

Ancient chips! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got you covered! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What did the person at the bridge tell the kampanilya before the kampanilya went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve pagkain here." Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour sarsa on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What did one eye say to the other? "Just between you and me, something smells." Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He's not going to come. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an oras later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Mum:What's the first thing you learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are you going to dress up in the school Halloween party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil you are every araw at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

what do you call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 sa pamamagitan ng 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i like jokes whenever iam in a good or a bad mood..!! Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

thats ssssooooo funny :P Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

I am the 500th tagahanga Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Ok....so the grandma thinks LOL means lots of pag-ibig so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

i have a joke for you if you read my comment
Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Fluff
What is kulay-rosas and fluffy?

kulay-rosas fluff!

Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid kamatis said”where are we going?” The daddy kamatis said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy kamatis went over to the kid kamatis and stepped on him and sinabi KETCHUP!!!

Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till you get it u will probably laugh Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for damo in another place. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and sinabi "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An elepante coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

the red man was in the paliguan when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down sa pamamagitan ng a car.

The moral or this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

You peoples is just silly. Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

story of my life buttcrack on my kutsilyo but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend sinabi half of this lmbo Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

what do you call teeth you get for a dollar ? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas

why DID the chicken tumawid the road? Posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas