So,the winners are:



ROBERT PATTINSON
Gel, mousse AND pomade. My God, these new Bampira are soooo high-maintenance!



RIHANNA
When Rihanna's in a hurry, she reaches for her Jonas Brother toupee.



KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
Imagine the headlines: “Knightley’s Dude ‘Do!” and “Keira Loses Hair sa pamamagitan ng the Fistful!”



JADA PINKETT SMITH
When bad wigs happen to good people angling for Dr. Callie's Grey's Anatomy hairdo.



MILEY CYRUS
WTF, I can't find my Hannah Montana wig!!!



BRITNEY SPEARS
Concealing a kabute head with a limp Taylor matulin weave, hmm??



BRAD PITT
C'mere,...