**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's madami to life than hot guys. Or guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really popular for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people or treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I pag-ibig you Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in pag-ibig at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I pag-ibig you Bella. Oh, and sa pamamagitan ng the way, I pag-ibig how you smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch you sleep.
Bella: You WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can you arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I pag-ibig you Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY YOU CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 or becoming a teen mom or anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor or a lawyer or some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a segundo thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's madami to life than hot guys. Or guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really popular for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people or treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I pag-ibig you Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in pag-ibig at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I pag-ibig you Bella. Oh, and sa pamamagitan ng the way, I pag-ibig how you smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch you sleep.
Bella: You WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can you arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I pag-ibig you Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY YOU CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 or becoming a teen mom or anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor or a lawyer or some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a segundo thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Oh do you not see, the language so cruciated,
sa pamamagitan ng your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid tagahanga in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
sa pamamagitan ng your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid tagahanga in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a tagahanga of both.But if you would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do YOU dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the Bampira there sparkle , like this Twilight fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' or 'because they go to a school of magic' or 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so you can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask you nicely and be thankful if you could tell me why you don't like it at all/hate it.
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both pelikula hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both pelikula hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!