Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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Hey, I was originally going to put this in the comments section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN pag-ibig AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, you hate me.
Edward: No I pag-ibig you
Bella: You pag-ibig me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted you from the start, wasn't...
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posted by ilovereading
A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight or duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. Bampira thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...
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posted by slytherin713
Twilight or Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books or movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a pag-ibig triangle.
ME: Well...HP has pag-ibig triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires...
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1. When a twilight tagahanga says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all tanong about twilight that you can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book ulat on the most boring books of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that you hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible may-akda and her books make want to poke...
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posted by RavenclawRocks
(NOTE: ALl OF THESE ARE JOKES. SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THEM. OK?)

1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.

2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over tsaa and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)

3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.

4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"

5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.

6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.

7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

8: Jasper gets eaten sa pamamagitan ng a giant marsh-mellow.

9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"

10: Rese-thingy (You know....
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posted by Harrypotter148
Please Remember that this is a opinion, if you don;t like it fine but please be civil about it

I have just watched Remember Me staring Robert Pattinson and I was blown away! Seeing him only in Twilight and Harry Potter which was only for a few moments at a time, i was not expecting much from him. I was pretty much expecting the same boring, lifelessness he gives as Edward. Was i WRONG.

He is a decent actor, I think he could go far with his actin carer. I'm not going to give anything away but in this movie Pattinson showed me that you should not base an actors pagganap on just one film.

I am not...
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posted by SamiYusuflover
I've seen the spot ,it fulls of fights ,and they shouldn't be existed the comparing is very harsh ,how can you compare a girl to boy , there are many differences, the girl searches for true pag-ibig and she find it ,it's a romantic story talking about Bampira ,but harry potter talks about wizards ,it has a lot adventures ,but they have something in common they are pantasiya stories then tell me how could anyone compare wizards to Bampira who drink human blood with wizards are magical people who defend their self's with magical things. They are clever skillful.
Lovers of science. Inventors.
to me...
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So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- Pagsulat styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen taon old girl. You can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about Bampira and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...
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Okay, firstly, I’ve no intention of hurting the Twilight fans here. I’m just a fiercely opinionated person, and some of the things I say might end up sounding rude. So please keep in mind that I really don’t mean anything rude that I might say in the article. Read on :)

Many people say that Twilight is well written. When I ask the sinabi people why they think so, most of them invariably refer to the “big words” in Twilight.
Now, if using big words makes a book good, an ape with a thesaurus can write a completely fabulous novel. Sadly, this isn’t the case: the poor apes are doomed for...
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posted by harrypotterbest
Joanne watched carefully, but her mind was still reeling with what Stephanie Meyer had said. She felt a strange, strong desire to beat Stephanie and her disco vampires. She watched the battle extra closely, especially the Vampires, for any wrong move.
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The jets of light from the spells where flying everywhere. Harry was tempted to use Avada Kedavra and finish the battle, but it was illegal. The Vamps where dancing everywhere, but the Wizards had exceptionally good aim.
“Petrificus Totalus!” yelled Ron, hitting the whiny female Vampire right in the chest.
“Good one!” congratulated...
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posted by harrypotterbest
Harry woke up the susunod morning with a feeling as though there was a heavy block in his stomach. He got ready and dressed and went downstairs. Ginny was already at the table, waiting for him. She smiled nervously at him, and he sinabi to her ‘Don’t worry; compared to what we’ve been through, this is practice.’
Ginny laughed, and Harry felt pleased. They got their children ready, and dropped them off at the wizard araw care, as every adult wizard would be in the battle.
Harry and Ginny apparated with Ron and Hermione to the Cullen backyard, where the battle would commence. When they got...
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posted by GemonkDruid
Twilight fans, this is a pagtatalo spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning you guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can you actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a pag-ibig story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...
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posted by HecateA
Somewhere in the world right now there is a girl.

She is sitting on her kama crying because her boyfriend told her she couldn't see her good friend. He erased her e-mail from her contacts, he keeps them apart in school hallways and classes and he took her drivers liscence so she can't drive to her house. Her boyfriend is always with her. They are barely seen apart if they can be together, often alone. He decides where she goes and the only compliments he ever tells her is "your beautiful", "you're a clutz".

To write Twilight, to pass that (above) off as pag-ibig is unfair to that one girl who is sitting on her bed, crying.
posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER artikulo HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 minutos nakaraan via Plurk · Comment · Like · View comments on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 minutos nakaraan ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 minutos nakaraan ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 minutos nakaraan ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
Disclaimer:
The artikulo is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote artikulo aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished pagbaba Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much madami tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...
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posted by SpeedyGonzalez
I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, may-akda of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 taon old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...
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PREFACE - THE JEALOUS-FALLACY IN ITS MANY FORMS

Alright, I have already dissected one very common fallacy invoked sa pamamagitan ng some Twilight fans and a few Harry Potter fans as well, the Edward-fallacy. I shall not discuss that one but instead I will be moving on and examine another common fallacy invoked sa pamamagitan ng some fans, using what I believe is the two most common forms of it.

"YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS, THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"

Firstly, let us examine the logical reasoning behind "You are just jealous, therefore your argument is invalid".
It is invoked when any tagahanga post an argument and employes this...
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 She's pro-Twilight!
She's pro-Twilight!
So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

 Her paborito character: Jacob Black
Her paborito character: Jacob Black


1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won or parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....
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I DID NOT WRITE THIS. IT IS JUST BEING COPIED AND PASTED.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are in a dead language and they have organized governments with strict laws. She has followed her characters’ stories from...
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(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bahon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.