I've just had an apostrophe. Lightning has just struck my brain.

...or maybe I saw something about it online a few days ago.

Hook turns 25 in 2016. On December 11, 2016, to be exact.

I haven't seen Hook in a while, so I've decided to re-watch it and provide a slightly sarcastic (but fully adoring) commentary. Can't help it, guys. It's what I do.

The film opens on some unusually attentive children in the audience of a school play. The play? Peter Pan. The stars? Maggie Banning and a bunch of nameless classmates, pagganap their little hearts out. The asshole in the audience talking on a cellphone?...