*Bum Bum Bum*

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
A pating ate my best friend 'bout an oras ago
And it tried to eat my head
Woaaah wherever I may roam
Be it land or sea or foam
I'll always carry a scuba tank and a gun
And I'll blow that pating to Kingdom Come!

Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Got a pating attack ulat 'bout an oras ago
And the victim is obviously dead
Now I told the mayor the shark's on the roam
But he just sinabi 'Lemme alone!'
The mayor thinks I'm just poking fun
But he'll see when the thing eats his son!

*Bum Bum Bum*

Show me the way to go home...