1. Pilot

Jenny: So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?
Dan: Works for me.

Jenny: Too bad it's madami than our rent. But I think I can saw something like it.

Jenny: Come on, Dan, Serena sinabi hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.

Jenny: Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.

2. The Wild Brunch

Jenny: You know, Dan, if you had brain damage you wouldn't even know you had brain damage.

Dan: She probably thinks I hate her now. I've waited my entire adolescent...