1.you smell like cigarettes
2.did you just fart
3.do you know what soap
4.are you high i did not cheat
5.why are you so old
6.are you 99 years old
7.sorry no homework my mom sinabi i have to go on facebook
8.what is your twiter name
9.why did you give me a D-
10.why dont you pag-ibig me i am telling my mom
11.why are you asking me a tanong you are the teacher
12.can i check my twitter on your phone
13.but but but i didnt do it
14.you smell funky
15.are you married
16.what is your husbands name
17.can i see your house
18.bring your baby to school tomorrow