EPISODE 1 (changes some moments, episcally the end, but still the episode)
Saten Twist as BLUE
Master Sword as RED
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Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.
Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? You scared th- Oh shit, did you steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of estola it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars! You know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful kanyon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the sinabi bank.
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from parang buriko mov: FREEEEZE!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the parang buriko mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: uy cutie
Trixie: ... Saten?
Saten: You sinabi to call you everyday, remember
Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call you back, promise
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.
Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least you still have me
Saten: Your making my skin crawl!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. You could be a big red Pegasus
Saten: ... (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I have an idea
Saten: (sarcastially) Yeah, because your last one was SOOOOO
well done.
Master Sword: (nievely) how nice of you..
Master Sword: And anyway. I may know someone on the inside.. So just hang in there.
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LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was ipakita up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
EPISODE 2:
The duo play the same characters.. This one being a shot for short retelling instead ...
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. sa pamamagitan ng stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money you owe me.
Master Sword: I owe you money?
(Whiteboard - Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33).
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a puno while an kahel parang buriko and kulay-rosas parang buriko hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Sword: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian music plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a kulay-rosas pony.
Sword: Tonight, you become a man.
kulay-rosas Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.
Saten Twist as BLUE
Master Sword as RED
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Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.
Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? You scared th- Oh shit, did you steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of estola it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars! You know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful kanyon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the sinabi bank.
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from parang buriko mov: FREEEEZE!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the parang buriko mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?
Saten: uy cutie
Trixie: ... Saten?
Saten: You sinabi to call you everyday, remember
Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call you back, promise
Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.
Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least you still have me
Saten: Your making my skin crawl!
Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!
Saten: Worse?
Master Sword: Yeah. You could be a big red Pegasus
Saten: ... (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the bed, feeling defeated).
Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I have an idea
Saten: (sarcastially) Yeah, because your last one was SOOOOO
well done.
Master Sword: (nievely) how nice of you..
Master Sword: And anyway. I may know someone on the inside.. So just hang in there.
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LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was ipakita up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
EPISODE 2:
The duo play the same characters.. This one being a shot for short retelling instead ...
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. sa pamamagitan ng stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money you owe me.
Master Sword: I owe you money?
(Whiteboard - Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33).
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a puno while an kahel parang buriko and kulay-rosas parang buriko hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Sword: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian music plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a kulay-rosas pony.
Sword: Tonight, you become a man.
kulay-rosas Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.