TRIXIE:
#1:
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needs her anyway. She didn't understand you.. You need someone who dose understand you.. Someone who you knew your entire life..
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some else who knew you for your entire life. And she always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting wait in front of you.
Saten: (oblivious) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend.
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves).
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
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#2: (Because it's such a heartwarming moment everytime)
Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.
Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What you doing here!?
Saten: I, I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, you NEVER come to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go tahanan and take a bath.
Saten: I, I can walk you home..
Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).
Saten: But I have to know... Do you still pag-ibig me!?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But... S, Sense when have 'you' cared.
Saten: I... Uhhh..
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess... 'blondy' dumped you.
Saten: Well.. Yes... But...
Trixie: And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: Not excatly... I don't care for her that way anymore.. We're just friends..
Trixie: Riiiiight..
Saten: Look, this is nothing to do with AppleJack..
Trixie: ... Then why are you here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. I finally see it now.. I seen that you've grown into a very beautiful young woman.
Trixie: (blushes) I, I have..
Saten: Yes! And you understand me better than anyone!... I, I'm sorry I've never realized that.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes you were.
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What you say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. You let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are you talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: uy Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
(brief silence).
Saten: (suddenly calm again) Anyway, what were we talking about?.
Trixie: I... Forget it. We're work on it later.
Saten: (nievely) Work on what? What are you talking about it?
Trixie: (giggles cutely) Don't worry about it.. (kisses his cheek).. (leaves) Bye now. Remember to call me.
Saten: (rubs the kissed cheek) Of coarse, of coarse.
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#3:
AJ: Man.. Even worse than ah thought.
Trixie: Kinda makes me glad MY childhood was so good..
AJ: (suspicious) Really?.. Tell me about it?
(several minutos later)
Trixie: (sobbing uncontrollably) I know my father wanted a boy!.. And he even called me slugger until I got to the age of developing as a woman.. And then he just STOPPED playing catch with me!.. And I wasn't slugger anymore.. (Blows nose).
AJ: (sitting, lessoning) Ah see.
Trixie: (still crying) And mom could of just sinabi "Jack, she's a girl, get over it".. But she didn't! Not one word, the whole time! (cries into her own soft hooves).
AJ: (pats her back) There, there.
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#4:
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.
Trixie: I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?
Saten: ... Oh, you caught that, did you?
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#5:
Saten: Great performance honey.
Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Saten: Well of coarse I di-
GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) uy good performance.. And nice melons.
Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-
Trixie: (holding watermelons) Saten I'm holding melons.
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#6:
Trixie: Everyone always says they'll give you a segundo chance, but deep down, they never forget..
Starlight Glimmer: That's what I'm worried about.
Trixie: [sighs]
Starlight Glimmer: What is it?
Trixie: I heard what Twilight sinabi about me, and she's right. I wasn't very nice.. Saten, Derpy, and Glaze rubbed off on me in that way as well.. So I'd understand if you didn't want to be friends.
Starlight Glimmer: Are you kidding?! You're the first parang buriko I've met who has any idea how I feel! Except Saten, (playfully) but I don't really get what you see in him.
Trixie: I was bullied at school.. He stood up for me. I never forgot that.. Thought it meant something.. Turns out it didn't. He liked AppleJack.. But after I told him how I felt about him, he felt so guilty about hurting my feelings, that he dated me anyway.. Tuns out it worked for the best.
Starlight: Yeah..
Trixie: Want to help me unpack my wagon?
Starlight: Of coarse.
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#7:
Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.
Narrator: "Of course we will build you a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!
Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.
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#8:
Saten: Your getting better Trix.
Trixie: So are you.
Stranger (skis over): Looks like you think you're a pretty good skier, huh, red boy?
Saten: Well I'm... catchin' on pretty fast, I guess. Who are you?
Stranger: I'm Tad. I've been pang-iski for twenty-two years. Think you could beat me?
Saten: Probably not.
Tad: What's your name, hot shot?
Saten: Saten Twist.
Tad (laughs): Saten WASTE is madami like it.
Skier: Hahahaha, WASTE!
Tad: Alright, how about a race, then? You and me.
Saten: Dude, I'm just learning.
Tad: OooooOOOOooo! [starts moving and squawking like a chicken, ending up facing the confused Saten] Looks to me like you're not a "hot shot" after all.
Saten: I never sinabi I was.
Tad: Oooooooo!
Tad's friends: Oooooooo!
Tad: You may think you've got what it takes, but as long as I'm around, you'll always be number two! [the two other skiers left] See ya later, Waste! [laughs, kicks some snow into Saten's face, and skis away].
Saten: What just happened?
Trixie: I'm not sure.
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GLAZE:
#1:
Glaze: (in the middle of pag-awit the bahaghari factory music video).
Saten: (comes onto the set, forth pader styled) Excuse me, parden me.
Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?
Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told you not to bother me at work.
Saten: But you have my weed?
Glaze: I told you to wait till after the show. (gives him bag).
Saten: But I wanted to see your cute face again!
Masked pony: Give it a break dude!
Saten: Shut up Jim!... Your not even a good actor!
Jim: Least I got hired!
Director: Just get out of here Redboy!
Saten: Fine.. One second.. (to Glaze) Wanna go out?
Glaze: ... What?
Saten: Please go out with me.. I know you don't like me madami than as a friend, and that you never did. But the gala's coming, I wanna make AJ jealous ... I promise I'll pay and everything.
Glaze: Well.. Uhh... That sounds cool, but I'm gonna in the hospital that day.. (shoots herself in the chest with a nail-gun, and falls to the ground, bleeding out).
Glaze: AAHHHHH!!! (crawls away in pain, a trail of blood being left sa pamamagitan ng her).
Saten: ... Okay. Maybe susunod time then.
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#2:
Filly Saten: ... But at least I still have you Trix, and cousin Derpy.
Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.
Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.
Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten.
Filly Glaze: (calmly walks in)
Filly Saten: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE GOTTA GET OUT HERE!?
Filly Glaze: Relax.. Derpy and I do this all the time.. Average response time is nine minutes.. (approaches security camera, waving to it without even wearing a mask, before covering it with whip cream to block the screen).
Filly Saten: YOUR INSANE!
Filly Glaze: Yes I am, now help me with thee safe.
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#3:
Glaze goes into record store looking for her own CD's.
Glaze: So basically I quit cause I didn't make money
Cashier (uninterested): Uh huh
Glaze: But the most popular was bahaghari Factory.
Cashier: You buying it not?
Glaze: ... Fine, how much?
LATER:
Trixie: Here's a better idea. You give me your address, and l'll write to you.
Bum: Okay, just send it to Jesus... here at the Pentagon!
Trixie: Are we there yet?
Glaze: Not yet.
Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.
Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank you for your time, free change?
Trixie (pulls her away): Your really something aren't you?
Derpy: uy I needed cash.
Glaze: Ask them if they heard bahaghari Factory.
Only one left is Saten himelf .. When I need to motivate myself, I listen to this ...
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#1:
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needs her anyway. She didn't understand you.. You need someone who dose understand you.. Someone who you knew your entire life..
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some else who knew you for your entire life. And she always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting wait in front of you.
Saten: (oblivious) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend.
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves).
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
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#2: (Because it's such a heartwarming moment everytime)
Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.
Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What you doing here!?
Saten: I, I came to watch you.
Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, you NEVER come to watch me.
Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.
Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go tahanan and take a bath.
Saten: I, I can walk you home..
Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).
Saten: But I have to know... Do you still pag-ibig me!?
Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But... S, Sense when have 'you' cared.
Saten: I... Uhhh..
Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess... 'blondy' dumped you.
Saten: Well.. Yes... But...
Trixie: And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..
Saten: Not excatly... I don't care for her that way anymore.. We're just friends..
Trixie: Riiiiight..
Saten: Look, this is nothing to do with AppleJack..
Trixie: ... Then why are you here?
Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. I finally see it now.. I seen that you've grown into a very beautiful young woman.
Trixie: (blushes) I, I have..
Saten: Yes! And you understand me better than anyone!... I, I'm sorry I've never realized that.. I, I was stupid.
Trixie: (laughs) yes you were.
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What you say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. You let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are you talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: uy Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
(brief silence).
Saten: (suddenly calm again) Anyway, what were we talking about?.
Trixie: I... Forget it. We're work on it later.
Saten: (nievely) Work on what? What are you talking about it?
Trixie: (giggles cutely) Don't worry about it.. (kisses his cheek).. (leaves) Bye now. Remember to call me.
Saten: (rubs the kissed cheek) Of coarse, of coarse.
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#3:
AJ: Man.. Even worse than ah thought.
Trixie: Kinda makes me glad MY childhood was so good..
AJ: (suspicious) Really?.. Tell me about it?
(several minutos later)
Trixie: (sobbing uncontrollably) I know my father wanted a boy!.. And he even called me slugger until I got to the age of developing as a woman.. And then he just STOPPED playing catch with me!.. And I wasn't slugger anymore.. (Blows nose).
AJ: (sitting, lessoning) Ah see.
Trixie: (still crying) And mom could of just sinabi "Jack, she's a girl, get over it".. But she didn't! Not one word, the whole time! (cries into her own soft hooves).
AJ: (pats her back) There, there.
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#4:
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.
Trixie: I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?
Saten: ... Oh, you caught that, did you?
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#5:
Saten: Great performance honey.
Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Saten: Well of coarse I di-
GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) uy good performance.. And nice melons.
Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-
Trixie: (holding watermelons) Saten I'm holding melons.
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#6:
Trixie: Everyone always says they'll give you a segundo chance, but deep down, they never forget..
Starlight Glimmer: That's what I'm worried about.
Trixie: [sighs]
Starlight Glimmer: What is it?
Trixie: I heard what Twilight sinabi about me, and she's right. I wasn't very nice.. Saten, Derpy, and Glaze rubbed off on me in that way as well.. So I'd understand if you didn't want to be friends.
Starlight Glimmer: Are you kidding?! You're the first parang buriko I've met who has any idea how I feel! Except Saten, (playfully) but I don't really get what you see in him.
Trixie: I was bullied at school.. He stood up for me. I never forgot that.. Thought it meant something.. Turns out it didn't. He liked AppleJack.. But after I told him how I felt about him, he felt so guilty about hurting my feelings, that he dated me anyway.. Tuns out it worked for the best.
Starlight: Yeah..
Trixie: Want to help me unpack my wagon?
Starlight: Of coarse.
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#7:
Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.
Narrator: "Of course we will build you a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!
Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.
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#8:
Saten: Your getting better Trix.
Trixie: So are you.
Stranger (skis over): Looks like you think you're a pretty good skier, huh, red boy?
Saten: Well I'm... catchin' on pretty fast, I guess. Who are you?
Stranger: I'm Tad. I've been pang-iski for twenty-two years. Think you could beat me?
Saten: Probably not.
Tad: What's your name, hot shot?
Saten: Saten Twist.
Tad (laughs): Saten WASTE is madami like it.
Skier: Hahahaha, WASTE!
Tad: Alright, how about a race, then? You and me.
Saten: Dude, I'm just learning.
Tad: OooooOOOOooo! [starts moving and squawking like a chicken, ending up facing the confused Saten] Looks to me like you're not a "hot shot" after all.
Saten: I never sinabi I was.
Tad: Oooooooo!
Tad's friends: Oooooooo!
Tad: You may think you've got what it takes, but as long as I'm around, you'll always be number two! [the two other skiers left] See ya later, Waste! [laughs, kicks some snow into Saten's face, and skis away].
Saten: What just happened?
Trixie: I'm not sure.
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GLAZE:
#1:
Glaze: (in the middle of pag-awit the bahaghari factory music video).
Saten: (comes onto the set, forth pader styled) Excuse me, parden me.
Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?
Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told you not to bother me at work.
Saten: But you have my weed?
Glaze: I told you to wait till after the show. (gives him bag).
Saten: But I wanted to see your cute face again!
Masked pony: Give it a break dude!
Saten: Shut up Jim!... Your not even a good actor!
Jim: Least I got hired!
Director: Just get out of here Redboy!
Saten: Fine.. One second.. (to Glaze) Wanna go out?
Glaze: ... What?
Saten: Please go out with me.. I know you don't like me madami than as a friend, and that you never did. But the gala's coming, I wanna make AJ jealous ... I promise I'll pay and everything.
Glaze: Well.. Uhh... That sounds cool, but I'm gonna in the hospital that day.. (shoots herself in the chest with a nail-gun, and falls to the ground, bleeding out).
Glaze: AAHHHHH!!! (crawls away in pain, a trail of blood being left sa pamamagitan ng her).
Saten: ... Okay. Maybe susunod time then.
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#2:
Filly Saten: ... But at least I still have you Trix, and cousin Derpy.
Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.
Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.
Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten.
Filly Glaze: (calmly walks in)
Filly Saten: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE GOTTA GET OUT HERE!?
Filly Glaze: Relax.. Derpy and I do this all the time.. Average response time is nine minutes.. (approaches security camera, waving to it without even wearing a mask, before covering it with whip cream to block the screen).
Filly Saten: YOUR INSANE!
Filly Glaze: Yes I am, now help me with thee safe.
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#3:
Glaze goes into record store looking for her own CD's.
Glaze: So basically I quit cause I didn't make money
Cashier (uninterested): Uh huh
Glaze: But the most popular was bahaghari Factory.
Cashier: You buying it not?
Glaze: ... Fine, how much?
LATER:
Trixie: Here's a better idea. You give me your address, and l'll write to you.
Bum: Okay, just send it to Jesus... here at the Pentagon!
Trixie: Are we there yet?
Glaze: Not yet.
Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.
Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank you for your time, free change?
Trixie (pulls her away): Your really something aren't you?
Derpy: uy I needed cash.
Glaze: Ask them if they heard bahaghari Factory.
Only one left is Saten himelf .. When I need to motivate myself, I listen to this ...
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