When I ask, most thnk Saten could be voiced sa pamamagitan ng Curtis Armstrong or Aaron Paul ......
#1:
Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit sa pamamagitan ng the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.
Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..
Saten: You from canterlot?
Twilight: How do you know?
Saten: Can tell sa pamamagitan ng the type of carriage.
Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.
Saten: No. No.. Just as long as you never end up becoming an alicorn princess.
Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird.
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#2:
Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.
Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this!?
Pinkie: Didn't you hear?
Derpy: Hear what?
Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in pag-ibig with her.
Saten: Annnd. Your taking advantage of your mga kaibigan sa pamamagitan ng going into their personal business sa pamamagitan ng betting money on it.
Pinkie: I... Guess.
Saten: No fair! I was gonna do that!
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#3:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause you only been here a week, and you keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
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#4:
Saten: Soo.. Ponyville is being invaded sa pamamagitan ng huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: (turns to AppleJack) Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..
AppleJack: What are ya talking abo-
Saten: (thinking it might be some kind of "end of the world" deal, Saten suddenly kisses her on the lips, much to her complete shock).
AppleJack: (quickly pulls him away).. blushing) Umm..
Saten: Yeah.. sa pamamagitan ng the way, your a terrible kisser.
AppleJack: Wha- .. But ah wasn't trying
Saten: (jokingly) Suuuure.
Twi: Guys.. Can we please focus on the matter at hand.
Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.
Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..
Twi: (goes over to window) Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.
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#5:
Twi: It's just.. You don't always seem to have everyone's best interest at heart.
Saten: Everyone's best interest.. Dude! I am a man of dignity!.. (smokes a large drug bong, full of marijuana)
LATER, TWILIGHT HEADS BACK INTO THE FOREST:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping you from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing you bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: You heard me I sinabi (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. You have bad stuff.
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#6:
Saten: W What's going on?
Pinkimena: Your number came up. And it's time I turned you into a cupcake.
Saten: What you mean..
Pinkimena: I'm gonna slowly kill you, and eat your body.
Saten: Oh my god.. THAT'S AWESOME!!!
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#7:
Double Diamond: (knocking on door) Starlight. We have new visitors.
bahaghari Dash: Be ready to fight, who knows what's gonna come outta that door.
Starlight Glimmer: Welcome..
Saten: Oh my god.. She's so hot!
The main six look at him weirdly.
Satan: What?
Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have you here.
bahaghari Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, bahaghari Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but you could call me "anything you want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did you hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, you see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: (flirtingly) Anything run sa pamamagitan ng YOU is good enough for me!
Starlight: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why you all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave you a tour of the village!
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#8:
aiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE YOU HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SOON AFTER:
Saten: (is literary thrown out of the restaurant).
Trixie: (runs over) Are you okay!?
Saten: Oh yeah., this isn't the first time this happened.
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#9:
Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.
Bartender: Don't you think you had enough?
Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!
Trixie: *comes over and finds him*
Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.
Saten: ... Are you a woman?
Bartender: No.
Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*
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#10:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's sa pamamagitan ng herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our relationships ever fail here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T.. This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm kinda little creeped out.
Saen: Good, I'm in your head, gooood.
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#12:
Saten: Can you get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. You have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining sinabi I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, you absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will you ever make a decision?
Sheldon You see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
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#13:
Twi: Did bahaghari Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. You don't thin-.. Saten put her down!
Saten: (hugging filly bahaghari Dash) She's adorable!
Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!!
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#14:
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: madami like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
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#15:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do you mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) You could of just sinabi no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are you still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) You fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously grabs leaves) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Yeah, well I bet it's not real (gets nearly shot) LEAVING! (he and Derpy run off).
Trevor: (sighs and goes back inside his house) Stupid parang buriko references.. I hate this fuckin writer!
SHORTLY AFTER:
Derpy: Well... That was scary.
Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.
Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?
Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?
Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the trunk of her car).
Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.
Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she sinabi it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.
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#16:
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
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#17:
The main six trying to break into Statlight's house to get their cutie marks.
Saten: Let me try.. (dramatically raises his front hooves at the door) Open sesame!
Nothing happens.
Saten: (feeling defeated) well I did all I could do.
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#18:
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a serbesa out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. madami out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are you punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing you for being alive! You and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do your chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would you like?
Saten: I... You know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If you insist (gives him a water).
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#19:
Narrator: "I know!" Saten Twist sinabi with a new happy grin, "I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
Saten: [waves the narrator away and leaves his desk]
Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light, and went back to the forest to set everything right!
Saten enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV.
TV: In west Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground, is where I spent most of my days.
Narrrator: (aham) And he went back to the forest to set everything right!
Angry look on his face, Saten turns the volume up to drown out the narrator.
Narrator: He tried to ignore the issue with TV, but his conscience caught up with him, and to the forest he did flee...
Saten: (turns it louder)
Narrator: He thought he could hide from his problems - not true! [Saten rolls his eyes] He knew in his puso the thing he had to do!
Saten (annoyedly): Leave me alone!
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#20:
It begins acid raining. And the TV cuts out.
Saten: AHH! THE TV! (runs outside, but the acid hits him) AHHHHHH! (runs inside, sees TV) AHHH! (runs outside) AHHHHHH!
Trixie: Would you cut that out, I'm still hungover.. This is why I don't go out drinking wth you and the other two.
Saten: You could of left anytime.. And what do we do without TV!?
Trixie: I don't know.. Just let me sleep.
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#21:
Saten (pacing and mumbling): Stupid Maggie. Non-inventing, recipe-stealing, wanna say bitch, but still friend, maybe.
Starlight: Would you calm down. Maybe you can take consolation in that something you created is making people happy.
Saten (high pitched voice): Ohhh, look at me I'm making people happy! (flapping pegasus wings) I'm a lovely little paruparo flapping my paruparo wings! (skips around) I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, Lalalala! [leaves the room, slamming the door; pokes his head back in] Oh, sa pamamagitan ng the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door again]
Starlight (annoyed): Well, duh.
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#22:
Saten Twist [arrives in time to see Sword's attempt]: What's going on?
Pinkie: Master Sword thinks he can fly off of his roof.
BonBon: Yeah. He could die.
Trixie: Probably.
Saten: ... Do it! Do it Sword!
Sword: I'm gonna!
Trixie: I wouldn't if I were you. Those wings don't look very strong.
Saten (gets camera out): Don't listen to 'em, dude! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it!
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#23:
Saten: Never you mind who I am.. Look. Why don't we just chop the vines down.. I still have Dan's old axe.. He's always so nice to me..
CUTAWAY:
Dan (Yes. Same Dan from Dan Vs): You are the worst person I have ever known! And I hope you burn in hell *slams door violently*
Saten: Okay. Bye.. (starts leaving) What a nice guy he is.
Dan: (from inside he is seen angrily stabbing a Saten Twist voodoo doll) WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!?*
#1:
Saten Twist is trotting around without any proper destination, still abit hungover, and grumpy about AppleJack. Unfortantly for him, he was nearly hit sa pamamagitan ng the carriage Twilight and Spike arrived in, since this is back when she first came to ponyville.
Twilight: Ohh. Sorry..
Saten: You from canterlot?
Twilight: How do you know?
Saten: Can tell sa pamamagitan ng the type of carriage.
Twilight: Hope that isn't a problem.
Saten: No. No.. Just as long as you never end up becoming an alicorn princess.
Twilight: Yeah.. That would be weird.
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#2:
Saten Twist and Derpy approach sugercubes and see that it's crowded, and Pinkie has pages saying Team rainbow, team Spike.
Saten Twist: *imitating Stewie from Family guy* Da hell is this!?
Pinkie: Didn't you hear?
Derpy: Hear what?
Pinkie: Dash made a bet with Spike that she'll make him fall in pag-ibig with her.
Saten: Annnd. Your taking advantage of your mga kaibigan sa pamamagitan ng going into their personal business sa pamamagitan ng betting money on it.
Pinkie: I... Guess.
Saten: No fair! I was gonna do that!
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#3:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause you only been here a week, and you keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
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#4:
Saten: Soo.. Ponyville is being invaded sa pamamagitan ng huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: (turns to AppleJack) Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..
AppleJack: What are ya talking abo-
Saten: (thinking it might be some kind of "end of the world" deal, Saten suddenly kisses her on the lips, much to her complete shock).
AppleJack: (quickly pulls him away).. blushing) Umm..
Saten: Yeah.. sa pamamagitan ng the way, your a terrible kisser.
AppleJack: Wha- .. But ah wasn't trying
Saten: (jokingly) Suuuure.
Twi: Guys.. Can we please focus on the matter at hand.
Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.
Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..
Twi: (goes over to window) Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.
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#5:
Twi: It's just.. You don't always seem to have everyone's best interest at heart.
Saten: Everyone's best interest.. Dude! I am a man of dignity!.. (smokes a large drug bong, full of marijuana)
LATER, TWILIGHT HEADS BACK INTO THE FOREST:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping you from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing you bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: You heard me I sinabi (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. You have bad stuff.
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#6:
Saten: W What's going on?
Pinkimena: Your number came up. And it's time I turned you into a cupcake.
Saten: What you mean..
Pinkimena: I'm gonna slowly kill you, and eat your body.
Saten: Oh my god.. THAT'S AWESOME!!!
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#7:
Double Diamond: (knocking on door) Starlight. We have new visitors.
bahaghari Dash: Be ready to fight, who knows what's gonna come outta that door.
Starlight Glimmer: Welcome..
Saten: Oh my god.. She's so hot!
The main six look at him weirdly.
Satan: What?
Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have you here.
bahaghari Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, bahaghari Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but you could call me "anything you want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did you hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, you see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: (flirtingly) Anything run sa pamamagitan ng YOU is good enough for me!
Starlight: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why you all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave you a tour of the village!
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#8:
aiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE YOU HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SOON AFTER:
Saten: (is literary thrown out of the restaurant).
Trixie: (runs over) Are you okay!?
Saten: Oh yeah., this isn't the first time this happened.
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#9:
Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.
Bartender: Don't you think you had enough?
Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!
Trixie: *comes over and finds him*
Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.
Saten: ... Are you a woman?
Bartender: No.
Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*
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#10:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's sa pamamagitan ng herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our relationships ever fail here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T.. This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm kinda little creeped out.
Saen: Good, I'm in your head, gooood.
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#12:
Saten: Can you get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. You have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining sinabi I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, you absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will you ever make a decision?
Sheldon You see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
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#13:
Twi: Did bahaghari Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. You don't thin-.. Saten put her down!
Saten: (hugging filly bahaghari Dash) She's adorable!
Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!!
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#14:
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: madami like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
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#15:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do you mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) You could of just sinabi no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are you still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) You fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously grabs leaves) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Yeah, well I bet it's not real (gets nearly shot) LEAVING! (he and Derpy run off).
Trevor: (sighs and goes back inside his house) Stupid parang buriko references.. I hate this fuckin writer!
SHORTLY AFTER:
Derpy: Well... That was scary.
Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.
Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?
Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?
Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the trunk of her car).
Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.
Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she sinabi it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.
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#16:
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
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#17:
The main six trying to break into Statlight's house to get their cutie marks.
Saten: Let me try.. (dramatically raises his front hooves at the door) Open sesame!
Nothing happens.
Saten: (feeling defeated) well I did all I could do.
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#18:
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a serbesa out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. madami out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are you punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing you for being alive! You and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do your chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would you like?
Saten: I... You know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If you insist (gives him a water).
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#19:
Narrator: "I know!" Saten Twist sinabi with a new happy grin, "I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
Saten: [waves the narrator away and leaves his desk]
Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light, and went back to the forest to set everything right!
Saten enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV.
TV: In west Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground, is where I spent most of my days.
Narrrator: (aham) And he went back to the forest to set everything right!
Angry look on his face, Saten turns the volume up to drown out the narrator.
Narrator: He tried to ignore the issue with TV, but his conscience caught up with him, and to the forest he did flee...
Saten: (turns it louder)
Narrator: He thought he could hide from his problems - not true! [Saten rolls his eyes] He knew in his puso the thing he had to do!
Saten (annoyedly): Leave me alone!
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#20:
It begins acid raining. And the TV cuts out.
Saten: AHH! THE TV! (runs outside, but the acid hits him) AHHHHHH! (runs inside, sees TV) AHHH! (runs outside) AHHHHHH!
Trixie: Would you cut that out, I'm still hungover.. This is why I don't go out drinking wth you and the other two.
Saten: You could of left anytime.. And what do we do without TV!?
Trixie: I don't know.. Just let me sleep.
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#21:
Saten (pacing and mumbling): Stupid Maggie. Non-inventing, recipe-stealing, wanna say bitch, but still friend, maybe.
Starlight: Would you calm down. Maybe you can take consolation in that something you created is making people happy.
Saten (high pitched voice): Ohhh, look at me I'm making people happy! (flapping pegasus wings) I'm a lovely little paruparo flapping my paruparo wings! (skips around) I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, Lalalala! [leaves the room, slamming the door; pokes his head back in] Oh, sa pamamagitan ng the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door again]
Starlight (annoyed): Well, duh.
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#22:
Saten Twist [arrives in time to see Sword's attempt]: What's going on?
Pinkie: Master Sword thinks he can fly off of his roof.
BonBon: Yeah. He could die.
Trixie: Probably.
Saten: ... Do it! Do it Sword!
Sword: I'm gonna!
Trixie: I wouldn't if I were you. Those wings don't look very strong.
Saten (gets camera out): Don't listen to 'em, dude! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it!
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#23:
Saten: Never you mind who I am.. Look. Why don't we just chop the vines down.. I still have Dan's old axe.. He's always so nice to me..
CUTAWAY:
Dan (Yes. Same Dan from Dan Vs): You are the worst person I have ever known! And I hope you burn in hell *slams door violently*
Saten: Okay. Bye.. (starts leaving) What a nice guy he is.
Dan: (from inside he is seen angrily stabbing a Saten Twist voodoo doll) WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!?*