I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If you read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before you quit. If you do plan on pagbaba through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.
I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.
What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply nagkomento on one of her horrendous iksamen questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no tanong asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch
This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the madami intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible you all are.
So yes, I confess I lied to you all. I confess I deceived you all with no guilt
Finally, I also confess that this whole artikulo is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this artikulo was really painful to write.
again, to be clear, this whole artikulo was a joke, and I meant no offense.
I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.
What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply nagkomento on one of her horrendous iksamen questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no tanong asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch
This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the madami intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible you all are.
So yes, I confess I lied to you all. I confess I deceived you all with no guilt
Finally, I also confess that this whole artikulo is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this artikulo was really painful to write.
again, to be clear, this whole artikulo was a joke, and I meant no offense.
You know applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
bahaghari Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and mansanas Bloom
But do you know the most famous parang buriko of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the parang buriko games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
bahaghari Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and mansanas Bloom
But do you know the most famous parang buriko of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the parang buriko games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Twilight Sparkle and applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's mesa without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any madami extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In music the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's mesa without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any madami extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In music the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Pintail behind armoured car
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin.
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane parang buriko in the segundo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open apoy at the armored car.
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to ilipat the toresilya and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action riple and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun sa pamamagitan ng a few feet.
Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a tsokolate rain cloud, squeezed it, and tsokolate gatas came into the glass. As he threw the ulap to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.
-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. You need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord or else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. You need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord or else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
