posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the horrible events of Nightmare Moon arriving, Con made his way to Canterlot.
S: Con, come in!
Con: I'm here S. What is it?
S: I was testing something out, and P wants to tell you something.
P: *pushes S* Hallo?
Con: P, how are you?
P: Very scared! Nightmare Moon is joined forces with an evil parang buriko in Russia. They plan to leave our planet, and destroy it. Your mission is to stop them from destroying the world.
Con: Who is Nightmare Moon working with?
P: patong lalaki Hugo, a german scientist that is also an expert with spaceships.
Con: And he's in russia?
P: In stalliongrad to be exact.
Con: Alright. I'm heading there right now.
P: M.I.3 will be sending an agent to help you. She's a purple unicorn with a black man's voice.
Con: Twilight Goodhead. Fenix told me about her.
P: Ach. Well you two should get along then. Over und out!
Con went into Stalliongrad where he met Agent Goodhead.
Twilight: Man I still have this black man's accent! Even in a James Bond parody!
Con: Hello Miss. Goodhead.
Twilight: Who R U?
Con: I come from the C.I.E. My name is Mane. Con Mane, and Fenix Lighter has told me about you.
Twilight: Man, he told me about you. What are we up to?
Con: Didn't your boss tell you?
Twilight: No man, I don't get told anything!
Con: We have to stop the russians, from destroying the world. They have very powerful missiles, and only need to aim at three cities.
Twilight: Alright then let's go. I know a secret way into their base.
So the two spies went to the secret place. All they had to do was take the cable car down into a lower part of Stalliongrad.
Con: So we just take the cablecar & we're there?
Twilight: No man, we go sa pamamagitan ng car the rest of the way.
Con: Do you have your own?
Twilight: No, but I can steal one. Don't tell anypony though.
Con: *laughs* I won't
Suddenly the cable car stopped.
Twilight: Why did we stop?
Con: I don't know. Let's go on the roof *climbs up*
Twilight: *follows Con*
NMM: *riding other cable car*
Con: Oh no.
Twilight: What's wrong?
Con: See that black alicorn heading toward us?
Twilight: Man, that's OFFENSIVE!! what about her?
Con: That's Nightmare Moon, and all she cares about is making others miserable.
Nightmare Moon: Stop the car!
Bald pony: *stops cable car*
Con: Well now that we're both on tuktok of cars on strings 500 feet above ground, what are we gonna do?
NMM: *hits Con*
NMM: *jumps onto other cable car*
Twilight: *almost falls off*
Con: *hits NMM*
Twilight: *gains balance*
NMM: *pushes Twilight*
Twilight: Man, I just got my balance!
Con: *grabs Twilight* You ok?
Twilight: Yeah man, thanks *hits NMM*
Con: *opens part of roof*
NMM: *kicks Con*
Twilight: *pushes NMM into cablecar*
Con: *locks door* Hand me that hook
Twilight: *gives Con hook*
NMM: *hits roof*
Con: *puts hook on wire* Hold on to me
Twilight: Alright let's go
Con: *goes down line*
NMM: Make the right car go
bald pony: *makes cable car go*
Twilight: Man, she's getting closer to us!
Con: Just hang on.
Bald pony: *makes car go faster*
Twilight: *sweats nervously*
NMM: *laughs villianously*
Con: JUMP *falls on ground*
Twilight: *falls on ground*
Bald pony: *runs away*
NMM: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!! *runs into station*
Con: Even cable cars can crash.
NMM: *stuck in debris*
Iron will: May I help you?
Iron will: *gets debris off NMM*
NMM: *falls in pag-ibig with Iron Will*
Iron Will: *does the same with NMM*
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