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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are you sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did you find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo. *driving close to building* Whoops, I smashed a mirror.
Con: It's alright, you weren't using it.
Snow: *smashes other mirror* I wasn't using that one either.
Vetrice: *drives faster*
Con: He's seen us, floor it
Snow: *goes faster*
Vetrice: Shoot them!!
terrorist 1: *shoots truck*
Con: Allow me *grabs steering wheel*

With terrorists still shooting at Con, he slammed the truck into the limo, causing it to crash into a fruitstand.

Police: *riding motorcycles*
Vetrice: *shooting cops*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
Vetrice: *steals bike*
Con: Hmmm. *takes another bike*
Snow: What about me?
P: What's happened?
Snow: Con's chasing Vetrice on a motorcycle! *drives*

Vetrice was riding fast, but a truck was blocking his path. He soon rode inside a building up a flight of stairs. Con did the same, and was catching up.

P: Con, what's happening?
Con: I'm right behind Vetrice on tuktok of houses!
P: You know what's at stake. We can't lose the manifest of agent's names!
Con: I'll get it!
Vetrice: *goes through window*
Con: *follows*
Snow: *driving on highway*
taxi driver: HEY! Mare's aren't allowed to drive, I'm calling the cops!
Vetrice: *Gets on highway*
P: Where are they?
Snow: On the other side of the highway, I'm getting close to them. *blocks road*
Vetrice: *stops*
Con: *riding towards Vetrice*
Snow: Surrender!!
Vetrice: No thank you *jumps on train*
Snow: You gotta be joking.
Con: *jumps onto train*
P: Where are they now?
Snow: On a train.
P: What do you mean on a train?
Snow: Are you deaf? They're on a train!
P: Well go after them!
Snow: *drives*
Vetrice: *shoots gun*
Con: *avoids*
Vetrice: *reloads*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
S: We're losing their signal. Widening range.

One of the cars on the train had a bulldozer, and four cars. It was behind three passenger cars, and Con, and Vetrice were both on there.

Vetrice: *shooting gun*
Con: *shoots last bullets, then throws away gun*
Vetrice: *shooting at Con again*
Con: *enters Bulldozer*
Snow: *driving alongside*
Vetrice: *shoots Con*
Con: *knocks cars off train*
Snow: *avoids wreckage*
P: What was that?
Snow: Fillys Equestricars. I think.
Vetrice: *shoots coupling*
Con: *puts arm on roof*
Snow: That bulldozer can't hold on to the train forever Con, ilipat it!
Con: *gets across*
P: What did you do?
Con: Switching trains. *walks to ladder*
Vetrice: *waits*
Con: *climbs to roof*
Vetrice: *hits Con*
Snow: The two are fighting on tuktok of the train.
P: Tell us as much as you can.
Snow: You oughta know they're going into a tunnel.
Con & Vetrice: *lay low*
Snow: *stops on hill*

The train came out of the tunnel once Snow got her riple set up.

Snow: I may have a clean shot.
Con: *kicking Vetrice*
Snow: I don't have a clean shot
P: Can't you get a different view.
Snow: There's not enough time, I can't shoot this guy.
P: Take the shot.
Snow: I can't, I might hit Con.
P: Take the shot now!
Snow: *shoots rifle*

Which one fell? It was Con. Snow was saying she didn't have a clean shot, but she had several chances, but failed.

The 13th Con Mane story, called Slycall is now starting.

In this, is

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Snowflake as herself
Vetrice as himself
Pinkie Pie as P
Parcival as himself
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Missaqua88's OC (Don't know it's name) as Blu
Heckler as himself
Anthony as Con Mane's uncle
Koreans as bad ponies.
 Vetrice
Vetrice
posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious araw in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled sa pamamagitan ng common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing sa pamamagitan ng her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The parang buriko in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...
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(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls sa pamamagitan ng MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West sa pamamagitan ng applejackrocks, Peppermint sa pamamagitan ng DisneyFan333, Score Heights sa pamamagitan ng Quillabex, Sugar ulap sa pamamagitan ng misscrazel, and Cakey Cake sa pamamagitan ng yours truly. I hope you all enjoy this.)

It was a great araw in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. You see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some mga kaibigan over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake ipakita against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...
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Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan you stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck you do there
Dan - I here to defend you from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... you just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN YOU KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...
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The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need madami ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have you surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the mga kabayong may sungay horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and bahaghari Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't you three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire mga baril at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they sinabi they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: You think? If you're lying I'll kill you myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No you won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told you to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck you hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to you like that.
Applejack: You didn't have...
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Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held sa pamamagitan ng a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks bahaghari Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach you not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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 Yes I did make a pamagat screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the nakaraan H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so bahaghari Dash appeared,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The susunod araw Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded sa pamamagitan ng an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...
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(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, you may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, you may not complain or give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful araw in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with Gumdrop in Gumdrop's kendi store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just sa pamamagitan ng making candy, but just sa pamamagitan ng hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't you think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...
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The susunod Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: You alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If you want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed sa pamamagitan ng waiting...
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The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One araw she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a bisiro hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are you going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are you jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a ginto pocket watch and if you looked closely, you could...
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From the dawn of time, it was known that Celestia and Luna were the sole creators of Equestia. With Celestia raising the bright and shining sun, and with Luna raising the dark and lighting moon. But, Celestia and Luna were not the one's who were the creator......

Long nakaraan there was a pony, a parang buriko who was a special pony. She was tall, taler than Celestia. Her beauty of her light kulay-rosas coating and her flowing Dark Green, Light Green, and Light Blue mane and tail. She was the one to birth Equestria. With the power she unleashed she created life as we know it. She created the dirt we walk on, the...
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posted by applejackrocks
Howdy there fellow Bronies.

Some of y'all may know that The_Exorcist has deleted her Profile, thanks to that dumb Joka109. The_Exorcist was a very good friend. Even though she was only 10 years old, she was a amazing artist. And she was also very Humble, and as all of ya might know, she was a big tagahanga Of the movie "The Exorcist".

I wrote this artikulo because she was mah best friend in Fanpop. And she was also bullied. Joka190, is the guy that caused The_Exorcist to leave. Maybe, she still goes on Fanpop checking out Mlp, but without an account.

If you are pagbaba this The_Exorcist, everything...
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After they all hugged each other, they went back where the picnic was.....And there he was, Discord......

Discord: Well, I see that you survived my hypnotize powers.
Score: Get your Butt off that trono Discord!
Azura: And where's Celestia?!
Discord: In Canterlot...
Nikki: So she ain't dead?
Discord: I never sinabi she wasn't dead..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CS: Colts! You gotta go to Canterlot and find Celestia!
BS: OKAY!
Brawny: Let's go!

Pixel, Twirl, Brawny, BS, and Jack started galloping to Canterlot...

Stormy: Your not gonna stop them?
Discord: Nope. Why stop useless ponies?
CS: Grrrrrrrrrrr......
Discord: and...
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I stepped on the floating platform in a dark room. I looked all around me, nothing there was to see, all but the platfore and myself. A techie screen appeared out of no where infront of me. Moments laters a dark figure showed up on the screen. I couldn't detect who it was, but it looked awfully familiar.
"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
"This is the one," the figure said. "Prepare the tests immediatley." The figure commanded. I knew he wasn't talking to me, but he was talking to someone else? All I knew is that the figure wasn't alone- where...
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As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a bangka in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...
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posted by pinkmare
previously on digimon frontier zoe and koji was chatting about certain things until a kulay-rosas portal unexpectedly appeared out of no where, it begun to suck koji , zoe and the other digidestined into a mysterious but wonderful place where ponies live.

"the reason why i don't have a cutie mark is because-
"zoe ?" the two ponies turn to see a blue amerikana male parang buriko wearing a blue bandana that has kahel stripes on it , he also has blue eyes black mane tied into a parang buriko tail and a black tail.

zoe smiled. "KOJI!!!" she tackled him with a madala hug.

"oof" he sinabi as the lavandar parang buriko tackled him to the ground."it's...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are you ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now you died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"

To be continued..........