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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope you can fix the door you destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while you get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like this? (finishes and washes face using horn and puts on glasses and ankle bracelets )

Pinkie: You ready? My, I like what you have on! Are ya trying to impress her?

Bolt: (blushing) No way! It's how I look!

Pinkie: Hey! What say you hop like me on the way there? It'll be fun!

Bolt: Why not? (starts hopping like Pinkie)

AJ: What y'all doin'? You look silly!

Bolt: I told you...

Pinkie: Let's run for it!

Celestia: Where's the new resident? May he or she present him to me right now!

Bolt: (opens door) Right here your Highness....(passes out)

Celestia: Oh, goodness! Pinkie! I know you're responsible! He doesn't have energy like you!

Pinkie: My bad...

Celestia: (approaches Bolt) My, he is quite the accesorizer! Here's some water for you!

Royal Guard: Lucky son of a...

Celestia: Watch your mouth!

Bolt: Thanks....So, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Celestia: bahaghari tells me your'e a gentlepony. Is that true?

Bolt: (holds Celesta's hoof and kisses it) 'Tis true, your Highness!

The other main five arrive. Bolt is stunned, as he has no idea where they've been. They walk with him outside to ipakita him around town, and during this time, a hilarious conversation ensued.

Bolt: Where the buck have you guys been? I almost Nawawala my cool there!

Twilight: Hey! Don't take that tone of voice at me!

Rainbow: I like it! Sweet and assertive!

Rarity: Please! Look at him. He's smarter than you, except Twilight. She's the smartest. I just pag-ibig those things on your ankles! You got great fashion sense!

Bolt: I also draw pretty well.

Fluttershy: (*eeps*) How is that possible? Most mga kabayong may sungay can't even draw well!

Twilight: HEY!! I take high offense to that!

Bolt: Your'e so edgy today! You get enough sleep?

Twilight: Not really...I could use a nice ten-minute nap, though!

Bolt: Since my house is close by, go ahead a sleep in my bed. It's big enough for two ponies your size, since I'm a tall unicorn.

Twilight falls asleep right on the ground.

Bolt: Yikes! Wait here, I'll carry her to my house so she can sleep! (picks up Twilight to take her home)

Twilight: Thanks....

Bolt: Hey, don't thank me. Just get some sleep. I'll leave a note on my front door.

Bolt makes a note that reads "Sleeping Twilight. Do not disturb!".
He nails it to the front door.

Bolt: OK, let's go!

applejack shows Bolt where she works.

Bolt: Impressive! Hey, maybe I can help you out!

AJ: OK! Let's do it!

We bucked fifty apples together, then Applebloom shows up.

Applebloom: He is the tallest unicorn ah ever saw! He doesn't use magic to get apples and uses his legs instead? SO COOL!!

Bolt: Ok, now....

Applebloom: How'd you get that cutie mark?

AJ: Now, then that's enough.

Bolt: For being a very fast runner, maybe the fastest among mga kabayong may sungay (runs to orchard and returns in ten seconds)!

AJ: Whoa...

Bolt: Where's Big Mac?

AJ: Right behind ya!

Bolt: (turns around) Whoa! Didn't see you.

Big Mac: Didn't mean to scare ya. Everybody doesn't seem to want to hang out with me because ah'm so muscular.

Bolt: It's fine. I'll hang out with you anytime!

Big Mac: Sure thing!

AJ: Here's a little gift for you!

Bolt: Sweet! I pag-ibig apples! (starts working on it, finishes in ten seconds)

Rainbow: Hey, what about me?

Bolt: It's her turn! ipakita me the way! I can't fly though....I'll use magic to levitate myself after you!

Rainbow: Currently, I'm working to become a Wonderbolt. Hey! You listening?

Bolt: Sorry, that fire-colored pegasus caught my eye!

Rainbow: Spitfire? You like her or something?

Bolt: Nah, she looks cute, that's all. You all know I like Applejack!

Rainbow: What? You got a crush on her?

Bolt: Please don't tell her! Cool house. I wish I had a house like that.

Rainbow: No problem, you can chill with me at my house! I wanna know madami of your secrets!

Rainbow: (inside my house) Guess what, Twi?

Bolt: No, don't!

Twilight: (wakes up)

Rainbow: Bolty here has a crush on Applejack!

Twilight: Oh my....

AJ: Who has a crush on me?

Rainbow: Bolt does. Look at his face!

Bolt: (blushing) I can't believe you told her! Not cool!

AJ: It's fine, Sugarcube! I'll keep this between you and me.

Bolt: Thanks...

Bolt spends two minutos with Twilight in her house after she wakes up, fully active.

Twilight: Impressive, huh? I'm Celestia's student!

Bolt: Oh....I can see this extensive aklatan you got, and you write letters.

Twilight: She'd pag-ibig it if you wrote letters to her, too. It is when you learn something, for the most part.

Fluttershy: Um, isn't it my turn?

Rarity: No, it's mine!

Flutteshy: BACK OFF YOUR'E GOING TO LET ME HAVE MY TURN!

Bolt: ......

Fluttershy: Shall we go see what I do?

Bolt: Please. After you.

Fluttershy shows Bolt her job of taking care of the animals. Bolt is rather impressed.

Bolt: Nice! I like mga hayop too!

Fluttershy: What? Shut up! Now way!

Bolt: You better believe it! (pets Angel Bunny)

Fluttershy: As tall as you are, your'e gentle! He likes you!

Rarity: You done yet?

Bolt: Goodness, Rarity! Where are your manners?

Rarity: Sorry!

Bolt follows Rarity to her boutique. Impressed sa pamamagitan ng the various designs, he talks about helping.

Rarity: I would pag-ibig for you to help me with designing. Of course, with you helping AJ additionally, it could influence the designs.

Bolt: Sign me up! You got yourself a designer!

Rarity: See you tomorrow. You can arrive any time of day, but don't get carried away!

Bolt: Ok!

Pinkie shows Bolt around Sugarcube Corner, where she works. He is fascinated sa pamamagitan ng everything that occurs.

Pinkie: Have you met The Cakes? Very friendly and easy to get along with. Have you heard they have....

Bolt: Twin toddlers? Yes!

Pinkie: How'd you know?

Bolt: My human days, watching the episode "Baby Cakes"!

Pinkie: They are so revealing sometimes!

Bolt: Hello, Mrs. Cake!

Mrs. Cake: Are you that new parang buriko everyone is talking about?

Bolt: Yes!

Mrs. Cake: Your'e palamigan than they say you are. Would you like to buy something?

Pinkie: Pick the cupcake!

Bolt: Cupcake, please. Pinkie made a suggestion!

Mrs. Cake: Two bits.

Bolt: (pulls out two bits) Here you go!

Pinkie: You been working with Rarity?

Bolt: Best job ever! Surprised you, didn't I?

Mrs. Cake: Here you are!

Bolt: Thanks!

Mr. Cake: Wow, did you see those bracelets on his ankles? Very cool, if ask me.

Bolt: I knew you'd like them!

I was walked tahanan sa pamamagitan ng everyone. AJ kept looking back at me as she went home. I looked back, and waved to her.

AJ: See ya Sugarcube!

Bolt: You too!

Bolt enters his house, which had the lights turned off. The sun was setting. Bolt heard someone, and that someone had a large head and small body and stood on two legs. So he turns on the lights, and...

Bolt: What the? Spike! What ARE you doing?

Spike: I thought Twilight was here. Are you Blue Bolt?

Bolt: Yes! Twilight went tahanan after taking a ten-minute nap in my bed. You can go now. You're Spike, right?

Spike: Right.

Bolt: Pleasure to meet you. I suppose we can hang out together to talk about the main six?

Spike: All right! I've been waiting for this!

Spike goes home. Bolt didn't know today would be different. Now he knows what the others are like, and made a few friends. Perhaps he'll be like this for good.
Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked sa pamamagitan ng airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do you two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are bahaghari Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each taon you wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that pagtitip. story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do you think you could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
susunod morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope you all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The ipakita was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The ipakita will be available to buy on blu sinag for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...
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posted by Canada24
Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, you invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't ipakita up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are you studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and limon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th araw of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a amerikana hanger. He slowly walks...
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Spike: [sighs] You know the worst thing about you being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to you for payo about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: You know, 'cause you used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are you talking about? I had good mga kaibigan in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any mga litrato from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his mesa from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would you help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely you must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of pag-awit the bahaghari factory music video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth pader styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told you not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' tusino for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, sa pamamagitan ng all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me madami reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what you think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sa pamamagitan ng any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case kraker were at a phone booth sa pamamagitan ng a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case kraker blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan parang buriko 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions you cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case kraker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: uy Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case kraker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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