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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: You got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned sa pamamagitan ng two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than you my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of you to say Burt.
Bob: So what do you plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely ilipat back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country you know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will you do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank you for that.
Burt: Not a problem.

The susunod day, at the school that Emily worked at.

Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would you like me to do?
Emily: Read a book or a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at books in Emily's office* Which one would you suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that you do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That parang buriko knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.

As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.

Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would you do that?
Tasha: Somepony estola my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. You should have came to me, or one of the teachers, and they would've made that parang buriko bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank you Bob, but you gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the parang buriko that estola your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, you head back to class, and I'll make Mat give you your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank you Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: You handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a parang buriko that should be robbing banks, or living a life of crime. Not Pagsulat books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.

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 This is the school that Emily works at.
This is the school that Emily works at.
The train is halfway across the bridge, and Griffons are trying to kill Celestia and other ponies at the engine, but back at Equestria

Luna: Where is my sister?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know! griffons kidnapped her!
Fluttershy: They took other ponies as well.
Luna: Well then lets get them back *turns Pinkie and Fluttershy into Griffons*
Fluttershy: We look exactly like griffons.
Luna: that's the idea.
Pinkie Pie: Now that were a different animal we must speak another language.
Luna: No you shouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: *spots Applejack* Ich werde applejack tauschen.
Applejack: Griffons!
Pinkie Pie: Hallo, Ich...
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If anyone knows me, I am a brony. I've been with the ipakita for the summer and have loved every moment of it. The fandom is great, and the ipakita continues to be great. It has flaws, but that doesn't stop me from loving it.

That said, the fandom has flaws, too. And these pader posts greatly represent them.

People are making a bigger deal out of this Twilight Alicorn thing than necessary. Everyone's butthurt is almost funny to me, yet at the same time, I just don't get it. Why is this as if it's the end of the world?

And people quitting the fandom because of it? Give. Me. A. Break. I like to be nice--my...
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We drove to Canterlot kastilyo where we were told to meet up with Celestia. The front of the kastilyo was gaurded sa pamamagitan ng jeeps with machine mga baril on them. Soon we went in the castle, and saw Celestia standing with Twilight, and other ponies. "Hi guys." Twilight sinabi when she saw us, "Hey." I sinabi simoultaneously with bahaghari Dash. Celestia then begun to speak, "As you're all aware, griffons have bombed Ponyville, and other places in Equestria. We need your help to stop them. I sent my army into Baltimare to defend it from the griffons, and that's where they'll be waiting for you, the inglourious hedgehog."...
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posted by mlpfim1222
uy every pony! Today we will be talking about the Keep calm and Flutter on episode and the My little parang buriko sweepstakes! First off, I absolutely loved the new episode. I liked how Discord came back but also learned to use his magic nicely! Some people got upset that Discord is nice now but I think that it was really cool how Fluttershy did that for him. This episode was totally worth the wait! Do you like Discord mean or nice? I don't think Angel was ever seen in a episode that many times so I think that is good he got to stand out for once! Oh yeah, it was cool to see the ponies use the elements of harmony again! I always pag-ibig to see them use them!
On to the My little parang buriko sweepstakes! Soooo excited! I hope I win but, there is like a 100,000% chance i won't! Maybe if I don't even win my parents could take me to Los Angeles! I wonder what the my little parang buriko konsiyerto would be like. Well see ya'll later thanks for reading!
We ended up at 30th kalye station in Philladalphia. Catie estola a train while I estola another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind you of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because bahaghari Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to ilipat it'...
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"That's why Catie might win this time." I told bahaghari Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could you blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when you came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now you will do as I say. I want you to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...
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posted by fefe2002
rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i Nawawala my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are you crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
bahaghari dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
mansanas jack: i don't think she is okay you all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks you all are the best now have fun in your tahanan i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses
It was just a regular araw in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her trono room. She was Pagsulat a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" sinabi Nikki as...
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Azura and Cotton Swirls stood beside each other. CS started playing the guitar. Meanwhile Nikki, Score, and Stormy rolled their eyes.

Azura: *singing* Did you Forget, that we were even alive?
CS: *singing* Did you forget, everything that we had?
Azura: *singing* Did you forget? Did you forget 'bout us?
CS: *singing* did you regret ever standing sa pamamagitan ng my side....
Azura: *singing* did you forget, we were feeling inside...
CS: *singing* Now were left, to forget 'bout us......
Azura: *singing* But Somewhere we went wrong
CS: *singing* We were once so strong..
Azura; *singing* Our Friendship is like a song.....
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posted by Quillabex
I pushed my way through the pegasi to get to my mom.
"I-I, what-?" I cried.
"Eclipse, sweetie, thou shall be strong." She sinabi as she hugged me.
"What happened, what's going on?"
"Mmm, I believe this conversation should be taken, privately." She sinabi as she walked out the door. I followed her. "RainbowDash, I would like you to take charge of the meeting."
"Yes Ma'am!" She saluted. The doors closed behind us. We walked down the hallway upstairs.
"Tell me, how are thou be throughout of what has happened." I told her how I had the mysterious dream, and I told her about how I woke up in a testing lab....
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posted by triq267
My Fellow Bronies,
I'd never really wondered what friendship could be,
My Fellow Bronies,
Until you all shared its magic with me;
Big adventures, tons of fun,
Your beautiful hearts, faithful and strong,
You shared your kindness, not always an easy feat,
And Friendship is Magic made it all complete,
Yeah,
My Fellow Bronies,
Y'know you're some of my very best friends...




So, today is the final araw of 2012. But it also marks one taon of me being a brony. One taon nakaraan today, while killing time until the new year, and after numerous suggestions from people whose opinions I trust, and massive amounts of research,...
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Cotton Swirls explained to them about reyna Chrysalis. "UGH! I can't believe she did that!"said Score Heights. "We must go defeat her,now."said Cotton Swirls. They all sinabi okay and went out the door.

"SURPRISE!"said Applejack. They all sinabi oh no and Score Heights told her,"Applejack,you lied to us the whole time! Just get out of Ponyville!" applejack told her,"Ha,like I am going to do that! I mean,isn't it just wonderful? Seeing all the ponies in great scare,chaos,and no Christmas? I pag-ibig it!"! "Come on,let's put them on!"said Azura Alor. They all put on their elements,and then defeated Applejack....
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The snow fell calmly from the nightly sky as Score Heights was asleep in her bed. The full moon's light broke the shadows of her room and lit it up with the warmth of Luna's magic. The light eventually shifted to Score's face as she rolled over, disturbed sa pamamagitan ng light. For a moment, she paused, hoping to go back to sleep when she remembered that it was her birthday today, December 4th. She rolled over again to look at her clock. "12:00 AM," she muttered under her breath, then yawned and rolled back over to go back to sleep.

She then popped up screaming; "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" She jumped up and down...
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posted by applejackrocks
It was a beautiful, sunny araw in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her mga kaibigan to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, uy Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would you like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See you at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height....
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When bahaghari Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did you find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." bahaghari Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your mga kaibigan from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead sa pamamagitan ng the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left applejack showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....
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Roulette awoke with a start. The unicorn looked around nervously. As she tugged her limbs, it dawned on her that she was chained to a mannequin.
"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the pinagmulan of the voice, which was difficult to do, ibingiay the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her mga kaibigan at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and ulat it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and bahaghari Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I sinabi yes and used...
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How does it feel to win Pegasister of the week?
It's a great feeling! I never expected to win. Thanks for everyone who voted for me! :D

Did you like the Season 3 premiere?
Yes, I loved the cryst ponies! Also, Princess Luna and Celestia having conversation I was expecting that! And we get to know madami about Princess Cadence.

Favorite stallion? paborito mare?
Braeburn and Applejack.

What do you think of King Sombra
He is a great villian, but I wish he had madami important roles like the other villians.

Did you like the crystal-y Mane Six? If so, which was your favorite?
Yes! applejack and Fluttershy were...
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Chapter 4: The irresponsible

it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.

Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was pagbaba a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.

Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, you might wanna hear this.” she said.

“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.

“another puno friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”

“what, them? The guy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill sa pamamagitan ng Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every parang buriko was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, sa pamamagitan ng running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile applejack jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw...
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