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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are you waiting for? Stab me if you can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are you doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, you are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told you that you should......
Spike:Oh,why the dayami don't you stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get you a mice hole,for you to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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A while ago, I made a listahan on my cutest characters. Now I made a listahan on the prettiest.

link


This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This listahan may or may not surprise you





Enjoy

10) Applejack

9) Rarity

8) Gilda

7) bahaghari Dash

6) Twilight Sparkle

5) Trixie

4) Fluttershy

3) Princess Celesta

2) Zecora

1) Princess Luna
posted by KotokoAihara
This is my first artikulo for this club and so I hope that you all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave comments and become a tagahanga if you really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If you are unhappy with what I choose you can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my artikulo or to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning! This contains spoilers and swearing!)

Holy s**t this movie was awesome! Like A+++ awesome!

Now let me collect myself. This movie (so far) is best movie of 2015, trumping even Avengers: Age of Ultron.

I didn't expect this movie to actually do well, as not a lot of people are familiar with Mad Max as a series. The nice thing is that you don't need to know anything about Mad Max to watch this movie and enjoy it. Now let's talk plot.

Our story starts with some narration about oil and the demand for oil caused a nuclear war. Skip to present time, Max is being robbed and captured sa pamamagitan ng pale men...
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Hello, so as I promised, I would make my listahan of my tuktok 15 paborito songs in MLP. I pag-ibig a good number of these songs, so I had to add some criteria. Mostly, that, the songs that are under 45 segundos long, don't count (Pinkie Pie's outbursts). And, unfortunately, none of the songs from Equestria Girls will be on this list, because I didn't think any of the songs are stand-out worthy. *prepares for flames* I will also post my listahan of my tuktok 5 WORST MLP songs as well. The music is one of my paborito things about this show, so this was SUPER hard to listahan just 15. Don't get too mad if your favorite...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
You may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right susunod to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over sa pamamagitan ng the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My puso is pure (her puso is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
"Wake up brother! Wake up!" Luna sinabi to her brother.
"Luna go asleep its early morning" apoy dash sinabi to his sister
"Do you want to build a snowman?" Luna asked and apoy dash immediately jumped out of kama and they ran into the great hall of canterlot castle, apoy dash used his apoy snow( a magical element that is a non cold version of snow, first created sa pamamagitan ng prince apoy dash) to fill the great hall, him and his sister started making snow men, and snow angels. They both laughed and played when the eldest came in and sinabi with a laugh "why didn't you two invite me!?!" She ran and threw a snowball...
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posted by elsafan1010
This artikulo is about Applejack. All sorts of traits of the mare Applejack, from her mane to her family, are in this little guide.

1- Appearance of Applejack
Applejack is a beautiful female pony. applejack has a straw-coloured light yellow mane and large green eyes. Other than that, it's a purely kahel pony. applejack has three large freckles on both cheeks. The most important accessory of the beautiful mare applejack is her hat. The hat is made of straw, and the mare applejack rarely takes it off her head throughout the movie.

2- Applejack's family
Applejack has an older brother named Big Mac...
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1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3

I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make you different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't

We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day

Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

I wish you saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through

I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say

That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
It's time you learned a lesson
It's time that you understand
Don't ever count on anybody else
In this or any other land

I once hoped for friendship
To find a place among my kind
But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes
See the world from where i stand
Me among the mighty
You caged at my command
Open up your eyes
Give up your sweet pantasiya land
It's time to grow up and get wise
Come now, little one
Open up your eyes!

We all start out the same
With simple, naive trust
Shielded from the many ways
That life's not fair or just
But then there comes a moment
A simple truth that you...
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So, we wanna stay
But can't find peace while sitting still
I guess we never will
We're on the way
We won't hurry back again
The journey in the end

(Woah oh-oh!)

I pag-ibig this very moment
We're speeding up not slowing
We might know we can't win
But we're dumb enough to try
We're going, there's no maybe
That's why they call us crazy
And we'll say if anybody asks us

Hey, where you gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know, oh
Hey, where you gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know

We never need to know
Seeking boundaries to break
Let's forget the ones we've made
So we carry on
Don't let...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends...
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" HAAAAAAAAAA YES THE asong babae BACK YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU "! Yes you tried to banish me what did that prove Twilight Sparkle I'm going to enjoy fucking eating your Buto while you and your mane six die haaaaaaaaaa! BE VERY AFRAID EVERYPONY BECAUSE reyna CHRYSALIS IS BACK AND SHE'S FEEDING ON YOUR pag-ibig AGAIN !

HELLO HOPE YOU LIKE SOME OF THE NUDITY IT'S ALSO FOR THE KICK asno pamagat OF

UNICORNIA PONIFIED
METALLICA ALBUM COVER

{HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AND HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EXPLICIT!)
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to ipakita up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what you know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We Nawawala too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We Nawawala all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will ilipat on for defence. But you won't do it. I will send you to Russia. I want you to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust you gents. ilipat out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can you tell me how you got an insider to ilipat Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof sa pamamagitan ng behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten sinabi nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten sinabi a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten sinabi excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..