This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..
When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of Buto and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several parang buriko hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.
APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?
PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.
APPLEBLOOM: You mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!
PINKAMENA: Relax... You not going to be.. You were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained you up, is so you don't run away, before I can make you 'join me'.
APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!
PINKAMENA: Ya, you say that 'now', but trust me, you have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of you *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an oras of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of Nawawala of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.
APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming madami evil*.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one madami step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* You must watch Silence of the Lambs until you can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*
Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the parang buriko from the bakery appeared in front of her.
SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.
APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are you doing!?
Silver Spoon feels relief.
APPLEBLOOM: You sinabi I could have this one.
Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.
PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.
APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points kutsilyo at Silver Spoon, menacingly* uy Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!
Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.
APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*
Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.
PINKAMENA: Grab her!
She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.
PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!
APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.
PINKAMENA: It's alright.. You wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out or something?
APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..
When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of Buto and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several parang buriko hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.
APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?
PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.
APPLEBLOOM: You mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!
PINKAMENA: Relax... You not going to be.. You were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained you up, is so you don't run away, before I can make you 'join me'.
APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!
PINKAMENA: Ya, you say that 'now', but trust me, you have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of you *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an oras of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of Nawawala of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.
APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming madami evil*.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one madami step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* You must watch Silence of the Lambs until you can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*
Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the parang buriko from the bakery appeared in front of her.
SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.
APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are you doing!?
Silver Spoon feels relief.
APPLEBLOOM: You sinabi I could have this one.
Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.
PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.
APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points kutsilyo at Silver Spoon, menacingly* uy Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!
Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.
APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*
Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.
PINKAMENA: Grab her!
She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.
PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!
APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.
PINKAMENA: It's alright.. You wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out or something?
APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!
TO BE CONTAINUED
One araw in the castle, reyna Coco presa was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the bisiro after she was born and sinabi for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in parang buriko Ville. The Guards did as they were told.
The newborn filly was taken in sa pamamagitan ng a nice family. Her mother was kendi Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.
Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?
Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!