Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!
Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!
Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean you drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would you mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear!
Pinkie: (ends up pagbaba letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her due to his infamish temper) NO SHOUTING!
Pinkie: (quieter) Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are having a baby?! [squeals] This is the best news ever! I can't wait to tell Twilight!
Saten: Who the hell is Cadence?
Pinkie: The one you tried hitting on.
Saten: (sits up a bit) I hit on a LOT of girls.. Trixie isn't exactly the "jealous" the type anymore.
Pinkie: Fair enough.
Mrs. Cake: Oh, em, Pinkie, uh... [whispers] it's a tuktok secret surprise.
Mrs. Cake and kalabasa Cake: [prolonged shushing][door closes]
Pinkie Pie: A tuktok secret surprise?! That means I have to keep the exciting news... [gulps] ...to myself!
Saten: (annoyed) oh god here comes that damn song.
(the theme song plays).