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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed sa pamamagitan ng Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, or not.

My Little Pony: Zombies

Pinkie Pie: *Putting a new casette into her radio*

Episode 1: My Unconventional Allies

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749021!!!! Perhaps this station will hold the keys to the real goals of group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me, but I digress. Who would have thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little filly disappear to? Only time will tell us in this, theater of the damned! *Making static noises*

***

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749022. Ignore everything I sinabi in entry 749021. It's all lies. Or, at least the 2nd half is.

***

Pinkie Pie: Entry 749023. I'm having too much fun with this, even if I only made 4 entries, and not over 700,000 of them. That would be too much work!

bahaghari Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle teleported into Kino Der Toten. They each had 500 points, an M1911 pistol, and a knife.

Pinkie Pie: *Running upstairs to a barrier* There's no power. How suspicious.... OR OBVIOUS!!
Applejack: *Goes to the barrier below the floor that Pinkie Pie is on, and finds part of the meteor* Oh I found a rock. Great.
Twilight Sparkle: *Goes to the barrier near the Quick Revive, and throws a grenade, killing two zombies* I take great preasure in ending you!
bahaghari Dash: *Stabs a zombie with her knife*
Applejack: *Stabs two zombies* Die you filthy creature.
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at a zombie, and kills it*

Round 1 is over.

Score

bahaghari Dash: 630
Applejack: 760
Pinkie Pie: 500
Twilight Sparkle: 860

Kill count

bahaghari Dash: 1
Applejack: 2
Pinkie Pie: 0
Twilight Sparkle: 3

Round 2 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the M14, and buys it. She struggles to carry it* This is just so heavy.
bahaghari Dash: *Buys the Olympia* No madami nice parang buriko bone jaws. I'm gonna kick your ass.
Applejack: *Runs to the Olympia, and buys it* A shotgun. Now I just need a shot blast. Hehe.
bahaghari Dash: Sorry Applejack, that wasn't funny. *Shoots a zombie*
Applejack: *Runs back to her barrier, and shoots two zombies* I just killed a million zombies. Why is no one helping?
Pinkie Pie: *Blows the head off of a zombie* Yes. Ya, ya! DIE!!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Buys the Olympia* I wirr end their suffering. *Runs back to her barrier*
bahaghari Dash: *Shoots another zombie, and reloads*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* You'll all kneel before the empire!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with one bullet*
bahaghari Dash: *Shoots two zombies, then switches to her M1911. She shoots a zombie three times, and then stabs it, which kills it*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of another zombie* Ah, you must be punished. You're dirty! Dirty!
bahaghari Dash: *Reloading the Olympia, and shoots another zombie* Meet bahaghari Dash! You're worst nightmare!
Applejack: *Shoots another zombie*

Round 2 is over.

Score

bahaghari Dash: 510
Applejack: 500
Pinkie Pie: 450
Twilight Sparkle: 520

Kill count

bahaghari Dash: 7
Applejack: 6
Pinkie Pie: 4 (4 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 6

Round 3 will start in the susunod part
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops susunod to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, you go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. You do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of you wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their mga kaibigan about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did you get to sumali the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the araw the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they pag-ibig a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the parang buriko in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He sinabi he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill you two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the kalye from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and bahaghari Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one madami thing we need. *Opens the trunk of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: You must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with bahaghari Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! You didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help sa pamamagitan ng mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! You could have actually won this election if you just listened to me. You wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing susunod to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery mga baril with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine madami traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was ipinapakita up to the yards where his train was getting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
asno asno Inn

Starring bahaghari Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the asno asno Inn, everyone was sad. A parang buriko was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a parang buriko for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The parang buriko with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection kariton on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have you been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What taon did you start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the kalye together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: You mean...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the mga kulay of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will you stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an kahel firework* That's nice....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony estola all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James:...
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