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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

bahaghari Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
bahaghari Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No madami meat for you.
Applejack: You were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Shooting the heads off of 8 zombies with her Aug. She goes to the pack a punch, but doesn't have enough points for it* Alas, the doc is too poor to buy this.

With that out of the way, they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them into walang tiyak na layunin parts of the world

Twilight: *In Japan* Ah, I am honored.
Pinkie Pie: *In a dentist's office. She finds a film reel to put in the projector, and takes it*

Song (Start at 1:23): link

Applejack: *In Moscow*
Russian Ponies: *Marching while carrying AK47's*
Applejack: Looks like I'm back in my tahanan country. Mind if I borrow this? *Takes an AK47 from one of the Russians*

Stop the song

bahaghari Dash: *Standing on a train track, susunod to a windmill* Where am I?

Song: link

bahaghari Dash: And, where's that music coming from?
Thomas: *Coming towards bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: *Scared* Holy shit!! It's a train with a face!!! *Flies away*
Thomas: *Gets wings with jet engines, and chases bahaghari Dash*
bahaghari Dash: Oh fuck!! It's a train with a face, and jet engines!!!

Stop the song

Back at Kino Der Toten

Applejack: *Buys the door to the alley, and walks outside*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Following Applejack*
Twilight: I am jearous, that Apprejack has an AK47.
bahaghari Dash: *Tired, and depressed. She is sitting down while leaning on a wall, holding Thomas The Tank Engine merchandise*
Applejack: Looks like something brought you down Rainbow.
bahaghari Dash: I saw something worse than the zombies we're fighting.
Applejack: I think we've noticed. Come on. *Helps bahaghari Dash up onto her hooves* We can do this.
bahaghari Dash: *Goes to the Double Tap, and tries to buy it, but she doesn't have enough points* Aw, need some money for that hotness.
Twilight: What's so hot about it? *Tries to buy it, but she can't buy it either* I require madami funds.
bahaghari Dash: *Shoots four zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Throws a grenade, killing another zombie* He's become walang tiyak na layunin bits of joy. *Shoots the head off of a zombie with the Spas 12, and picks up a Carpenter power up dropped sa pamamagitan ng the zombie*
Sweetie Belle: Carpenter.
Pinkie Pie: They are held outside for a little while now.
Twilight: *Shooting madami zombies with her Stakeout, and goes to the mystery box, spending 950 points*

A teddy madala appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling, as it goes through the ceiling without putting a hole in it*
Sweetie Belle: *Making the box shake, and go up* Yeah, hahahahahahahaha! Bye bye! *Moves the Mystery Box*
Twilight: Who is responsibre for this?!!?!
bahaghari Dash: *Using her HK21, she shoots the heads off of 4 zombies* No head, no dinner. Awesome.

Round 11 is over.

Score

bahaghari Dash: 2240
Applejack: 650
Pinkie Pie: 4980
Twilight Sparkle: 1620

Kill count

bahaghari Dash: 118 (24 head shots) (1 revive)
Applejack: 73 (3 revives) (13 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 128 (2 revives) (101 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 91 (8 head shots) (Downed 5 times)

Round 12 will start in the susunod part
I know what you may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large kutsilyo was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when you think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The pamagat of this artikulo clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad pelikula for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and you don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet mansanas Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten madami Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need madami vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house susunod to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did you kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money madami then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were you watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did you see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm bahaghari Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: uy Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the tumawid eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do you ask?

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Derpy: Yeah.. sa pamamagitan ng the way would you watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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added by Jade_23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't you ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sa pamamagitan ng any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: uy yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell sa pamamagitan ng your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic bahaghari as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine araw for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of you already know, I've ibingiay madami than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight sinabi to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand sa pamamagitan ng my opinion that she was out of line when she sinabi that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since you left. He still rants about his tahanan country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station sa pamamagitan ng now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor Nawawala his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
susunod morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants you to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. You could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case kraker behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the baya Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the baya Bridge.
Sprocket: Do you really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But you gotta admit, Jack London Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want you dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do you think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the kalye name.
Case Cracker: You think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this parang buriko will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
susunod morning

Gordon: *Calling Case kraker at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your asno over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he sinabi he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two minutos after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting sa pamamagitan ng the tracks on Archer burol with a palamigan full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to you Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the tuktok open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive or not, but I really hope you do. *Grabs another serbesa bottle, smashes the tuktok of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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