Anthro Flutters eating a cookie

Pinkie Pie: *is eating cupcakes, candy, and other sweets.
Rainbow Dash: man Pinkie Pie, you sure do have a sweet tooth.
Pinkie Pie: of course i am, sweets is everything i'll eat!
*someone knocks on door*
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, we need to talk.
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* yeah Twilight?
Twilight: about your addiction to sweets. people have been complaining about a crazy sweets-loving parang buriko has eaten everything in he bakery.
Pinkie: *acts like it wasn't her fault* that's terrible! who would do that?!
Twilight: you.
Pinkie: heh heh.
Twilight: i'm afraid we're going to put you on a one araw dies from candy...

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and bahaghari Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash you made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was ibingiay this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

eYo! Just wanted to say something to you MLP fans!

Hi, I'm Dudespie, and I just wanted to say a few words to all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. Thank you for contributing to the fandom, and your hard work will NEVER be forgotten. Those haters, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. They never gave the ipakita a chance, and judged it probably on the Pilot episodes and previews. The one thing that matters is Y.O.U. YOU are a tagahanga of MLP, you may not be proud, but that's O.K. Some people may think that boys and girls over the age of 13 watch a ipakita meant for little girls is a tad bit weird, but who doesn't like...

It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either you do as I say, or I get my gun to have you fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: uy kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....

Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny or embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, you seem to have become popular!

AJ: You betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I sumali in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do you feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how you feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...

The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the dayami am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the gothic windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A mesa in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot kastilyo snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...

Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if you can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...

The susunod araw in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" sinabi a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" sinabi another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" sinabi a bisiro as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are you crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...

Hello everypony! Today I will tell you guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I pag-ibig to draw and disensyo things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 or 2 in my ulat card. I pag-ibig to read. I have the most book points...

Is normal araw In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are you and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes you stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...

One sa pamamagitan ng one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't you see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...

This macro you see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand or live by. pag-ibig and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the ipakita we pag-ibig so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the ipakita mentions "Tolerance," or tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...

As bahaghari Dash and Larxerene battled The kuwintas she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty kuwintas she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to bahaghari Dash's neck with out bahaghari knowing she shot out a giant bahaghari purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" sinabi bahaghari Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," sinabi Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...

You wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened madami than once. Here is a listahan of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: bahaghari Rocks. I can...

Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and sa pamamagitan ng the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car susunod to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help you with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minutos later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did you give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted you at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...

i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
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"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...

In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need madami money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having mga hayop fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if you lose, steal the money. Once you get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...