God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i ilathala it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful araw in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a walang tiyak na layunin gay thought suddenly popped up in her kulay-rosas head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of mga kaibigan is gay", Pinkie said...
Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your parang buriko phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand you like I do. I'm at work listening to my nagyelo soundtrack. She'll never understand you like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for you to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't you see? You belong with me. You belong with me.