I found this on the net....*very funny*

1. Hide his conditioner and shampoo, and replace it with brightly colored hair dye. I recommend bright pink.



2. Say "destiny" every time you see him. If he tells you to stop, simply inform him that you were destined to do this. It's just your destiny. You can't escape your destiny, Neji.



3. Ask Neji, very, very loudly, if he has a crush on Tenten. Make sure Tenten can hear you.



4. Cut his hair exactly the same as Lee and Gai's. Also, when he demands to know why, say it was destiny.



5. Introduce him to NejiLee.



6. Put pictures of Gai all over his room....

"The legend says that a young blonde witch of 7 fell in pag-ibig with a boy who was 8 at that time and swore to win his puso before her eighth birthday. However, she failed time and again. Furious that he was able to resist her charm, she cursed him to sleep forever. Thankfully, a sorceress who was the former friend of the witch softened the curse and therefore the boy would only sleep for 9 years, no madami and no less. Whoever manages to awaken him is sinabi to be his one true love,and not even death will part them."
Tenten read the scroll aloud and turned to her friend Rock Lee."We're going to find...