I can not begin to express how embarrassed I am. I just wanted the apparent God of this website to hear a thing or two.

Sir. You have humor nailed, and you can do anything in the world with it. My buddy is in the business and has opened up to me some of the best work you have done (specifically the mga kaibigan episode of awkward silences and hilarity that ensues).

You need to establish the masterpiece of comedy, first. While we all cherish what you do; we need the masterpiece (we seriously need that unseen footage of you and Dave personified with someone that can keep up with you).

After that, I'd...