*presses record on the tape recorder*

Skipper's Log : My Autobiography.

Prologue:

Location : The Cen-...classified! I'm...um...in a classified location! I certainly wouldn't be in The Central Park Zoo! Well, I'm recording this autobiography for posterity's sake, see, and also because most of my secrets have been declassified.... Oh...whatever! I was hatched in Antarctica and raised a genuine New Yorker; I know the lay of the land better than the back of my own flipper. I came out into the world a bold and daring baby ibong dagat on *coughs* CLASSIFIED *coughs*, and after rescuing a baby ibong dagat from...