Yeah, that was fast...
I already have it in my language so I just have to translate it. ^^
1. What do you think about the Pairings in PoM?
Skipper: Do we really have to answer this?
Kowalski: I think so...
Skipper: Fine. WHY ARE THESE GUYS SHIPPING ME WITH HANS?!
Rico: *looks at hardcore Kico Fanarts* ...... Not funny.
Kowalski: *looks too* I....I do agree with you..
Private: Me and Kid? ...
Amarillo Kid: Yeah, me and him? How horrible. You're just my only friend!
Hans: *grin* I like Skilene.
Skipper: Stop kidding me.
Clemson: ....No comment. I just don't want to see people shipping me with Skipper, Savio, Hans or....Julien..
White Widow: Hm. I have no pairing.
Skipper: You don't even have an appearance!
2. Which people do you don't like?
Skipper: *looks at Blowhole* *then at Hans* ...... It's really hard to decide.
Kowalski: People who hate the science!
Skipper, Kowalski, Private: ?___?
Henrik: *going crying away*
Skipper: ....So...WHO was that guy?
Hans: If I would say, that I hate Skipper...well, I would lie.
Savio: ...I only say the Baby Fossa..
Baby Fossa: *bites Savio* *wants his Dada*
Savio: I ate him, okay?
Clemson: *sigh* With my crown...
Buck Rockgut&Nigel: The red Squirell!
Private: Uncle Nigel! *smiles*
Skipper: You here? Well, nice to see you guys.
3. Did you know that Skipper had a petsa with Doris?
Blowhole & Kowalski: O__O
Blowhole: You're dating with MY sister?! It's emberassing enough that she had a petsa with another Pen-gyu-win!
Kowalski: Skipper... you...you...you...*can't find words*
Skipper: Guys, calm down! *shoked* I didn't even know that!
Doris: Yeah, this tanong IS a lie! I would know that too.
Hans: Really? How sad. The only girl who I wanted to see with Skipper was Marlene.
Skipper: .... *slapping Hans* What's wrong with you?
Red Squirell: It was ME who dating Doris!
Red Squirell: What?
Doris: I don't even know you.
Buck Rockgut: There you are, Red Squirell...
Nigel: Wait. He had a petsa with a dolphin? pag-ibig doesn't even fits you!
4. Do you want to marry me?
Skipper: I don't even know you.
Kowalski: DORRRIIIIS MARRY MEEEEE~
Doris: ....Fanboys. Fanboys everywhere.
Kowalski: So...that means 'No'?
Doris: Yes, it means no. And never.
Blowhole: And I don't want to see you dating anymore with a pen-gyu-win!
Doris: ....Since when has YOU brotherinstinct for me?
Blowhole: I just hate pen-gyu-wins. That's all.
Private: Marry you? *blink* It comes a little bit fast...
Savio: Can I eat this tanong again?
Manfredi: NO! *reading fast* .... Ehw.
Johnson: Are you Harald? If not: No.
Manfredi: *agrees with Johnson*
Red One: I want to marry you!
Blowhole: ..... *looks at Red One* Are you crazy?
Manfredi: Okay, you can eat this question. Bon appetite.
5. Are you talking when you sleep?
Private: Really? But I heard you talking about something like: ,,No Do-"
Kowalski: *looks at Skipper* He was saying...?
Skipper: Eh...NO DODO! DON'T DIE AGAIN!
Clemson: Well, you sinabi something like: ,,NO SKIPPER! Don't annoy the hyenas, don't annoy the hyenas."
Hans: How emberassing.
6. How are you Red, Nigel and Buck?
Buck&Nigel: *trying to catch the Red Squirell with a Pokeball* WE ARE FINE.
Red: YOU GUYS WATCHED TOO MUCH POKEMON AGAIN! YOU CAN'T CAPTURE ME WITH A POKEBALL! *runs*
Nigel: He is right.
Red: Of COURSE I am right!
Buck: Well, we can capture you with that rope.
Red: Oh, please. And wait! At the moment, I'm not evil, really! I just want to have fun. *tooks a camera*
Buck&Nigel: .... *looking at each other*
Red: C'mon guys, best foes forever? What do you say? *puppy eyes*
Buck: I don't know what's wrong with you, but this is an act! ........Fine.
Nigel: *whispers to Buck* I think aliens have captured him.
7. Have you ever ate a mouse?
Skipper: .....That is a really weird question.
Kowalski: *sarcastical voice* What a interesting question.
Rico: *a mouse comes out of his mouth* Goodbye!
Private: ....Ieh. *looks at Rico*
Hans: Yes one...It was Skippers fault. *angry look at Skipper*
Skipper: That was the only great thing on Denmark. *smiles*
Savio: One? I had madami as one mouse!
Clemson: I don't eat mouses...
Skipper: I don't know who that Harald is so be quiet about him! Hmph!
Manfredi: *sulks* But I thought this tanong has something to do with mouses...
Johnson: Skipper, you're a bad person!
8. Have you ever make a sleepwalk?
Skipper: I dreamed I were a ninja...but then..Kowalski found me in the fridge. It was really cold!
Kowalski: You really shocked me!
Rico: Sleeping with Ms. Perky. Ms. Perky was away... *looks very sadly*
Private: I sleept and then I waked up sa pamamagitan ng Marlene...
Hans: Lying on the bottom with a open mineral bottle...
Savio: *sigh* Clemson did it. While he was sleeping he throws pizza on me.
Manfredi: One day, in Denmark I beated Skipper in the face...I feel so sorry...
Skipper: That was a painfull. It's still painfull.
Red One: I stand up, was running in bilog and then the Doc ask me what I do. I answered in panic: ,,I searching something, I searching something!" and then...I slammed against the wall.
9. Are you ready?
Skipper: For what?
Kowalski: Always ready for the science! And ready to do some experiements with this unique species! *holding yellow lemur*
Yellow Lemur: Help me D:
Rico: *holding bombs* Ready!
Private: For what?
Red: Ready! For Hide and Seek. *running away*
Nigel: Stop that running. We don't play hide and seek.
Red: Ohhwww D:
Buck: What's wrong with you?! You're act like a children! C'mon I like you madami as a villian.
Red: So, If you don't like me with me...Goodbye! *runs to the window*
Nigel: Are you crazy?! *capture him with Rope* Not the window way.
Red: I WANT ACORNS. THERE IS A puno WITH ACORNS.
Nigel&Buck: ...... *still wondering what happened to the squirell*
10. Julien or Hans?
Hans: i agree: Me!
Hans: I feel loved.
Skipper: ...I still don't like you.
Me: That was very creative, guys....
Blue Hen: Julien!
Savio: Okay, I say Julien. He is tasty.
11. Skipper or Kowalski?
Skipper: Well, I am a good leader.
Kowalski: Uh...He is my leader, so...
Rico: *looks at this question* ......Skiwalski?
Private: I think I agree with Rico.
Hans: Definetly Skipper.
Savio: Hm...which one do tasty better...?
Blue Hen: *noseblood* Kowalski......~
Doris: *looks really evil at the blue hen*
12. Doris or the blue hen?
Rico: Jepp, Doris.
Blue Hen: *fight with Doris in cause of Kowalski* Listen, princess. He is now mine.
Doris: I break up with him, but you...you wouldn't fit to Kowalski! He is mine.
Kowalski: *Fanboy* O//////O SHE WANTS ME BACK. I know she still loved me, Baby! I'm sorry Blue hen, but my puso belongs to Doris.
Hans: ....NOW I can understand why she is evil.
Clemson: Oh yeah. Poor hen.
Savio: It was absolutey heartbreaking. Direct saying these words in her face. I feel really sorry for her.
White Widow: *drinking tea* Pity for her, hm?
Nigel: Can I have tsaa too?
White Widow: No. We are enemys.
Nigel: *roll eyes* I was polite but.... *slapping her* Ha! Now I have tea.
Blue Hen: ...Wait for it, Kowalski. Just. wait. for. it.
Blowhole: She sounds definetly evil.
13. SQUIRELLS IN MY PANTS
Buck, Nigel & Red: .....
Red: I'm not in your pants! Or in your butt..
Blowhole: Aren't you a little to young for Squirells in your pants?
Skipper: Yes, yes I am.
Mort: I had bees in my butt.
Clemson: ....Nobody wanted to hear that.
Mort: *looks angry at Clemson* I don't like you!
Red: I still...want...need...acorns...
Buck: Can we have a deal? I give you MILLIONS of acorn and then you change back to normal?
Red: THIS. *acorns eyes* Sounds really good..