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Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, you were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*



Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* You guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! You couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: You and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I sinabi I NEEDED A MEDIC!!


Kill Kowalski araw Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did you stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...


Kill Kowalski araw Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!



Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: cookies AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....



Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill you if you don't tell me where you mga kaibigan are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?


Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE susunod COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!



Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!


(quite a while later)


Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!


Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now you did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
marlene:I don't know if you can hear me or if your even there I don't know if you would lissen to a otter's pryer yes I know I'm just a outcast I souldn't speek to you still I see your face and wonder were you once an outcast too.god help the outcasts hungry from birth ipakita them the mersey they don't find on earth plz help my people we look to you still god help the outcasts or nobody will.
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for pag-ibig I can poses,I ask for god and his mga kerubin to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat sa pamamagitan ng but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood
posted by 67Dodge
Skipper felt lost. He had been looking in the small, 7 bedroom Motel for 3 hours straight, Marlene should've been there, because she didn't have the car, Skipper did, and he DID see Private Bates heading to his large, Victorian, tahanan when he left to drive. He decided to call Detective Kowalski Arbogast to see if there was any foul play made. After dialing the numbers, 555-555-Genius, Skipper waited, he waited for another 6 hours. In that time, Skipper found a bloody trail of foot prints in Marlene's room, leaving the paliguan stall, walking through the carpeted floor, out the door, down to the...
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posted by skipperfan5431
As soon as Lilly dozed off, the guys came back from their late-night recon duty. " HELLO SKIPPA!" Private Yells jollyly (is that a word? oh well, it is now). Kowalski, seeing that Lilly was asleep, smacked Private up-side his little head. " Skipper, are you okay? You don't look very well." Private asked, rubbing the back of his head which was now very soar. " Boys, get to bed. I need some quiet time." Skipper sinabi softly. The boys didn't move. " That's an ORDER!" Skipper commanded, and with that, the boys jumped into their beds and automatically knocked out! Skipper sat in the scilence...thinking....
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posted by alex463
At the lair alex: I am going to the zoo ok? Justin: alright but be here sa pamamagitan ng hapunan time Alex: alright at the zoo
Alex: the penguins are so cute kolwaski: skipper are you alright Skipper: me I alright private : you don' t look alright maybe your in pag-ibig skipper:am not kolwaski: skipper you can tell us anything alright? Skipper: alright ! I am in pag-ibig OKAY!
Private:skipper is in pag-ibig skipper is in pag-ibig skipper: private!
Private:sorry at the subway sation mom: remeaber that we'll be back at 12:00 Alex : alright mom and don't worry we'll be fine mom and dad : I think we are already worry Justin: and...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Hans's evil grin widened across his face as the light from the laser grew brighter and brighter. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Rebecca's screams went unheard, for her new mga kaibigan never came to rescue her......or so she thought. As soon as Rebecca blacked out from the intense affects of the brain-washing, Skipper and the boys sprang in through the door. They were too late. " What did you do to her!?" Skipper demanded, he knew he had failed his mission. " Youre too late Skippa! I have brain-washed the girl of all kamakailan memories and mental abilities! She can no longet talk to animals, nor does she remember...
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posted by kowalski99
Kowalski is in his lab fixing a project. A beautful ibong dagat name Macy. She do science and she can sing. she come up in his lab."Hey Kowalski." sinabi Macy. "Hey Macy." sinabi Kowalski. "I got to tell you something." sinabi Macy. "What is it Macy?" sinabi Kowalski. Want to go walk with me at the central park?" sinabi Macy. "Sure." sinabi Kowalski. So they are going to walk at the central park. "Kowalski? I got to tell you something?" sinabi Macy. "What is it Macy?" sinabi kowalski. Macy is so shy to tell him but she going to say it. "I pag-ibig you." sinabi Macy.
I Will Not Bow

FALL!!

The zoo was in chaos. segundos after kicking Skipper out, lobsters poured in from everywhere around them. All the mga hayop were chained and shackled, trudging back into their pens. The walls around their pens erupted forth a barbwire fence, electrified 1000 volts and sharp to the mere touch. They wrapped around, forming a roof. The remaining penguins put up a fight, but it was no use. There were too many.
Blowhole Laughed.

Now the dark begins to rise
“Save your breath, It’s far from over”

The mga hayop turned to look towards the zoo gates. There, standing on the zoo walls,...
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Chapter 2 – Hero
Skipper stepped into Marlene’s habitat.
“Marlene, can I ask you something?

I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away

Marlene’s puso did a number on her chest. Was he going to ask?
“What is it, Skipper?”
“I need help getting into the Church across the lot.”
Marlene let go of her breath. She wasn’t even aware that she was holding it.

Losing my faith today
Falling off the edge today

Marlene asked him why.
“Look,” Skipper said

“I am just a man
Not superhuman”

Marlene mumbled the words to herself.

“I'm not superhuman”

Someone save me from the hate

Skiper told Marlene...
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skipper was planing there trip 2 antartica kowlski was makeing his invention rico pagbaba his magazen (you saw him pagbaba his magazeen in "jiggles") so private wanted to ipakita polly around the zoo private just couldnt get enough of polly's cuteness so the tour began. while they passed the lemur habitat king julien saw it polly's neckcless was plastic bu that didnt stop him

"i want the neckless!" king juilen demaned

he wanted the neckless imagin him with it he would look like a real king

anyway polly and private went to marlene's habitat

marlene:oh who is this little cutey pie oh i just want to...
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posted by Penguin11
If he only knew
Eh, it might be a one-shot.. Might not. :P (this is in Claudia’s pov)
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I sat on the chair in the HQ, as usual on Saturday morning. Couldn’t miss my shows! Too bad Kowalski isn’t here… His fave ipakita is on… I turned off the TV. Kowalski had sinabi TV could make you go loopy, after all. I decided it would be a better time for vitamin C refreshment. I walked to the ‘mess hall’, otherwise known as the other side of the HQ, and looked in the cabinet for a...
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“Liam, where are we?” Katherine asked her lieutenant. She and her 10-penguins team (including her) were in a ventilation tunnel of Blowhole’s lair, hidden on an island.
A tall ibong dagat with brown eyes and spiky feathers on his head looked down through a crate. Then he started Pagsulat something in his notebook.
“According to my calculations, we’re over Blowhole’s warehouse” he stated.
“Okay, here’s our destination. Heather, give me a rope” Katherine ordered.
“Wait a second…” Heather, the weapons specialist who was a ibong dagat with green-blue eyes and curly dark brown hair,...
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Source: Internet
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added by LifelessPenguin
Source: hayop ng oter Woman
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Source: Kowalski Malkowicz
posted by Bluepenguin
- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two madami hours until they ipakita the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one araw can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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Source: Endangerous Species
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