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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to edit it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski susunod to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when you find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life sa pamamagitan ng playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day
Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins or Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.
Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty year-old pakwan in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)
Taurus (maurice)
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again sa pamamagitan ng your explosive tendicies
Your pag-ibig life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away
Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of presa Quik
Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much madami talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts susunod week
Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that puno again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
"That's you horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.
^ original song. Thought it would be fun to edit it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski susunod to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when you find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life sa pamamagitan ng playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day
Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins or Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.
Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty year-old pakwan in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)
Taurus (maurice)
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again sa pamamagitan ng your explosive tendicies
Your pag-ibig life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away
Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of presa Quik
Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much madami talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts susunod week
Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that puno again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
"That's you horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.
Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady sinabi thee!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady sinabi thee!"