Hello penguins, I just came by to borrow a cup of money :D

(XD Lol, I loved that bit.)

I will show Maurice just how self sufficient I can be! Mort! Make my hand do the bye bye wave. See Maurice?! I asked Mort to do this! All by myself!

*Facepalm*

Oh! Your face makes a New Year's! :D

HAHAHA! It`s funny because it`s you!

(^XD)

Story of my life.

(^ That was the quote I was going to add next XD)

Pft! Amateurs :P

(LOL, me and my mom have been having those moments literally all day long. XD So now you're readin' my mind too? :P XD)

I CAN'T DO COMEDY UNDER PRESSURE! DX

Which is not interesting to me because it's not about me, see how that works?

We`ve got... macaroni and crayons...

"What the what?!"

I pass no judgement on you, lemurs, and your sick depraved pastimes.... :|

What you lemurs do with your feet is your own buisness Mort.

The side of you makes me wanna throw up in my beak :/

I like your sass ;)

Private: Things are more true when they rhyme! Am I right? :D
Rico: *slaps Private*
Private: :O >:l *takes marble from jar*
Skipper/Kowalski: T_T *shakes heads*
Skipper: *puts marble in jar and walks away*
Private: :O
Kowalski: *puts marble in jar then takes Private's marble and puts it back in and walks away*
Skipper: *comes back, slaps Private, and puts another marble in jar*
Private: >:O

(please forgive the longness, it just didn't seem as funny with one of the quotes. XD)

(^XDXDXD Loved that bit! XD So epic! Poor Private, though. XD)

"When you feel an anger wiggle, calm it with a jolly giggle!"

(^I know right? That whole time I was in a mixture of 'LOL' and 'Poor Private' XD)

AM I YELLING?! I WANT TO BE YELLING!!! MAKE SURE I'M YELLING!!!!

(^XDXD)

S: Are spirit guides supposed to get shouty like that?
Alex: I'M NOT SHOUTING!
S: Oh, so this is the normal way to talk?! GOOD TO KNOW!"

(^LOLZ! Perfect fit! XD)

Skipper: BE QUIET!!!
KJ: Hey! This is New York! The city that never sleeps! :D
Skipper: BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!

(^LOL, thanks. XD)

"Skippah, don't we need... girls for that?" :\

I'm not sure which part of that I should be most offended at........

^ (LOL at the posts above! XD)

And I question why you touch the feet!?

Because I am King, that is why! >:(

Pfft, in your mind maybe.....

What you lemurs do with your feet is your own business. But when you terrorize the entire zoo, it becomes ours!

Oh burn!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! But you can't rush smoked salmon puffs! They burn if you so much as look at them the wrong way!

"It's like sudoku with fractions." DX

We all die horribly, screaming our mother's names! DX

Ok, if we start hopping like tiny bunnies now, we'll make it to our habitats by sunday.

I can`t believe the time I've wasted with you.

Can't hear you! Toilet stick on face!

We have found our genius!

No. not you Mort...

Don't you get it? They're trying to get inside our heads, stealing our secrets! >:(

Another brilliant deduction from Senior Pointy-Head!

Tell me something I don't know :/

Even YOU can`t be that stupid...

Yeah, have fun with that...

Thank you. See, Maurice? Mort agrees with me. Case closed.

That's debatable >:)

You're not the boss of me !

(Night peepz, I'm off to bed XD)

(^Nighty night. ^^)

"Sure, yeah. And while we're at it, let's call the Great Wall a fence, the Mona Lisa a doodle, and Albert Einstein Mr. Smarty pants!"

O.o *Takes a step back* .....

(^XD)

"Do you even know what a Gulag is?" -_-

Lemme think... ah... no...

Well why don't we all hug a rainbow and fly to lunacorn land guv'na!

Ugh, Rico, knock the pixie dust out of Private's eyes!

But I'm cute and adorable too! :(