Mort! You are SO wise! :D

"Thank-" :-/ *points at penguins* "Thank you!" :D

Kowalski: We can't even get close to the Red Squirrel's tree without triggering it!
Mort: Yes we can! :D
Skipper: Sad Eyes, alternate, more adorable analysis. :)
Mort: We can get to the Red Squirrel man's tree, we just can't touch our feets on the ground. :3
Kowalski: My analysis had bigger words! *pout* >:l

"Tall people have rights, too!" >:(

Kowalski: (really high voice) Alright, I set the Shrinky Shrinker Ray on reverse.
Burt: Wouldn't that make it a Biggy Bigger Ray?
Kowalski: Don't confuse the situation with sematics! Just zap me back to full size! >:(
Burt: *zaps Kowalski*
Kowalski: *grows so large head crashes into the ground*
Burt: O.O Is that what you meant to do?
Kowalski: (really deep voice) Does it LOOK like this is what I meant to do?! >:(

"No and no, and... uh, maybe?" :) *Julien glares at him* :(

Don't give me excuses! Give me results!!! *slaps Private repeatedly* >:( (Madagascar quote XD)

"AHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BAH-AH-AD!"

S: Are you telling me that one whole week of training is too much?! Are you!? Is that what you're telling me?! Are you?! >:(
P: Uh.......yes? ._.

M: :D *looks at Julien*
J: My eyes are still stinking of you. Now go with Marlene and think about what you’ve done!

I cry for you my leash (spelling?)!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAHHA!!!!!!! DX DX DX

"I was thinking more along the lines of: you do all of the work and I will watch in anticipation." :)

Works for me. :)

"Arlene... she was as cold as she was hot." <3

KJ: If only I knew where to find and yell at them......
M: I'd try Hoboken. T_T
KJ: Ah, but I am having a better idea! :D
(later)
KJ: *bowls Mort down stairs* Ha! In Mort's face! And stomach and other parts! :D
M: I still don't get it...why did you think the penguins would be here? :/
KJ: Ah-ah! I said I had a better idea! :D

"EVERYTHING I LEARNED IS A LIE!" DX

He will be able to do nothing else but tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

"Mmm. My finger smells funny! You wanna smell it?" :)

That sounds marvelous! :D

"Awkward, Private. It's awkward. There's no other word for it. AWK-WAARD!"

You just made that up, didn't you?! >:(

"I told you, man! Nothing makes sense, man. So back off, man!"

*GASP!* He`s gone... hippie!

All you want is to slap a hippie...but all you get is multipul Kowalski's.... :/

Eh? These things happen...

"Dude... Wicked awkward..."

Drop some acorns on 'em.

M: Stop! Enough! Skipper, you have got a big, important mission.
S: I do?
M: YES! The Cotton Candy man is coming!

Well, that was pretty disgusting...

(XDXD)

I!! HATE!! EVERYBODY!!!

D: ...

Shouldn't you be doing something stupidy dangerous right now? :/

Skipper: Jumbo shrimp! Doesn't a stealthy rendezvous mean anything to anyone anymore? >:(
Marlene: A stealth... No. Why? Should it? :)

Ka-boom?

KJ: *pulls dynamite out of Rico's mouth and gives it to Mort* Here. Run around with this.
Mort: Ooh, I'm a wizard! :D *runs away* (dynamite blows up) Ow! My magic! DX

"Work's like fun, if done by more than one!" :D

Mort makes a lucid point.

Mort: Yaay! :D
King Julien: Mort why are you yaaying? You were wrong.
Mort: You were right, yaaay! :D

Ooh, that guy's got issues. O_O

Thank you...

Not a compliment....*rolls eyes*

HOW DARING OF YOU!!!

Shut up! You're so annoying! >:(

I JUST WANT TO HIT STUFF WITH A COATHAGNER!!! (Did I spell that right?)

Ooh! This looks fun! :D

Suuuuure it is Private! Then Hans will jump on his magical unicorn, spreading rainbows and pixie dust wherever he goes!

LUNACORNS!!!!! Pew-pewpew-pewpewpew-pew...

"SOME GUY'S CAR!"

Who authorized anybody to care? The shiny face sign is gone, and there was exploding! :D