* I get no respect: When I was born the doctor can out and said to my dad, "I'm sorry, we did everything we could...she pulled through.
* I get no respect: My mom got morning sickness after I was born.
* I get no respect: My mom made me join a bridge club, I jump next Tuesday.
* I get no respect: bvghvfgbb (my cat just typed that while walking across my keyboard).
* I get no respect: As a child while playing in the sand-box, the cat tried to cover me up.