This is my first artikulo that I'm Pagsulat for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to bahaghari Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 segundos flat, please, don't stop reading.

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She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...

This fanfic is a combination of My Little parang buriko with a movie called Duel. If you have not seen Duel, then you should. It is very good.

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did you get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need you to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the listahan with you in case you forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutos later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was...