Episode 1 - Pilot

Emmett: [referring to an attractive man at Babylon] "My God, have you ever seen anything madami beautiful?"
Ted: "Venice. At sunset."
Emmett: "Fine. You go down the Grand Canal, I'll go down on him."

Michael [voice-over]: "Emmett can be a little campy. Okay, a lot campy. But you've got to admit, these days it takes real guts to be a reyna in a world full of commoners."

Michael [voice-over]: "Ted's this really smart guy and he's got a really big heart. Only, nobody here is interested in the size of that organ."

Michael: We need to go. We want to eat.
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