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Joke contest.
Now the rules are simple, you can post pictures and vicdeos, but you MUST have a joke. I'll rate it from 1-10. a 5+ and you get props, a total 10-10 and you get one pagpaparangal in each catacgory (images, comments, etc.)
You can post any joke. The larawan and bidyo will be included, if I have yet to rate yours after tomorrow, shoot me a mail and i'll see to it that it gets rated and what not.
Main thing is just to have fun :)
(everyone gets a pagpaparangal for participation in this :) )
here is my own joke:
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" sinabi the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he sinabi he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he sinabi everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and disensyo a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," sinabi the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get
You can post any joke. The larawan and bidyo will be included, if I have yet to rate yours after tomorrow, shoot me a mail and i'll see to it that it gets rated and what not.
Main thing is just to have fun :)
(everyone gets a pagpaparangal for participation in this :) )
here is my own joke:
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" sinabi the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he sinabi he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he sinabi everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and disensyo a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," sinabi the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get
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