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Chuck Norris!!!

So, I am having a Chuck Norris fact fight with this stupid kid(who I happen to have a crush on...shhhh) and I need amo! Have any of those facts... like....

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a unan under his gun."

Something like that!

Please and thank you,
Dingy

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camosolidsnake said:

When Chuck Norris jumps in a swimming pool , he doesn't gets wet , the water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a alarm in his house , not to warn him of intruders , but to warn the intruders of Chuck Norris.

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firegirl1515 said:

Chuck Norris is not better than Bruce Lee =]

However, he comes closer than anyone on Earth (besides Jet Lee, of course) has ever gotten to Bruce Lee status.

This picture is proof:

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Chuck Norris is not better than Bruce Lee =] However, he comes closer than anyone on Earth (besides Jet Lee, of course) has ever gotten to Bruce Lee status. This picture is proof:

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amazingXmooses said:

Chuck Norris can gargle mani butter. (:

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Diblover111 said:

Here are some Chuck Norris jokes, I don't know if you'd call them "facts"

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice

Chuck Norris went back in time to defeat himself. Chuck Norris won.

That's all I can think of right now...sorry.

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sapphire007 said:

Chuck Norris knows EXACTLY where Carmen San Diego is.

when chuck norris looks at a spinning fan,the tagahanga gets dizzy

Chuck Norris can divide sa pamamagitan ng zero

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is...

I cant think of any other but i've heard heaps lol

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PreBanned said:

Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he just stares at it and dares it to grow..

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teamsalvatore98 said:

chuck norris wears emmett cullen pajamas

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chuck norris wears emmett cullen pajamas

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*laughs* lol

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