who is life and why is he giving out lemons?

Life is that asong babae behind the curtain that throws obstacles out at people. One of these is lemons. Life likes to see what different people do with these lemons. They could throw them at other people, make ubas juice, stare blankly at them... And what you do with those lemons, that defines what kind of person you are.

So we can make kahel juice?

Life thinks he's "all that." And is so apparently awesome. So, for some apparent (And strange reason) he's giving out lemons. WTF? DID I ASK FOR LEMONS LIFE? DID I? DIDN'T THINK SO!

Life? Life is that guy on the kalye corner who sells CDs. The red guy, with the tiny little horns on his head, the tail, with his own firey furnace. He calls himself Mr. Hellman.
And he gives out lemons if you manage to fill out his math CD lyrics. Its a great reward that you can do anything with. Its hard though, and if you fail he says he sends you to his home. Odd huh?

Life is well I can't answer that, I have yet to see them, but I'm pretty sure they have a limon fetish O_O

when life gives you lemons zquirt them in the eyes of ur foes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

life is a immigrant from the Bahamas tryin to make a living sa pamamagitan ng selling lemons so we can make lemonnade hes actually a really nice guy