If I was about to fall off a cliff, would you save me?

I would use the force to summon the spirits of Saint Dane, Boba Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Darth Vader, and any other fictional characters I could think of and assemble a rescue team. Then I would give Vader one of the rope, jump down after you only to find that the rope was too short, and then send Saint Dane in pterodactyl form down to grab you. Then, of course, Saint Dane would start carrying you off so I'd have to summon the Ewoks to use their epic catapult to put a hole in Saint Dane's wing so he'd fall back down. I'd give Boba Fett, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Vader, and the rest of the ewoks a kama sheet so when you fell they could catch you... and you would promptly fall into the nearest lake. I would enlist the aid of my mga kaibigan the merpeople to rescue you, pull you out, give you a towel and a blanket, and then we would all have a picnic.

It's a very tall cliff.

Sitting behind a computer screen and probably miles away from the cliff you're about to fall off?

Totally possible.

umm let me think NO!

The reason you would be falling off the cliff is because I pushed you. So why would I go to all that effort and then save you?

i dont knoe who u are so why would i save u!

of course

Dunno.Probably. If I can help a person, I usually will.

guess so? you dont always die/get hurt when falling off cliffs. i dive off cliffs A LOT.

Depends. How high is the cliff?

hell naw i would be sitting there watching you fall all the way to the bottom hopeing i will hear a big splatter when you hit the ground.


yea i know im a very creepy person who likes creepy things.

No, I wouldn't be able to..

Depends on who you are, if you're a loser douche or a obnoxious bitch, then FUCK, no.

y would you ask this question? somme people would but most would say no or a goofy answer. if u want a serious answer... u wont get 1 here! :) and idk who u r so..... yeah and i probably wouldnt even b there when it happenei would probably hear about it on the news that night

Of corse!

of course if i didnt i would slit my wrists

Are you Rebecca Black? No? Ok I will save you just as long as your not Rebecca Black

NO BECAUSE IM NOT IN THE MOOD!>:(