What's the weirdest compliment you've heard/been given?

K,so i was hangin out w/ my bff,ashleigh(ashley)& we were having a contest to see who had a biiger mouth sa pamamagitan ng fitting giant tostitos chips in our mouths.(if you know wat kind im talking about,you know they're ENOOOOOUUUUURRRRMMMOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Me:*puts in whole chip*
Ashleigh:OMG!!you win!...you know,if i were to give a guy a blowjob,i could only fit like ,3 inches in!you could like,swallow a whole dick!!
Me:0.o WTF!!!!????

"Your brain is awesome!"
o.o

Kid: "Your hair smells like strawberries."
Me: "Thanks...?"
/:-S

ooohhh so you can look good.


i gave it to soem of my mga kaibigan on their farewell party our school has a uniform

Phong-"Your Eyes." *pointing at me from the other side of the conveyor belt. "Bonita." [Means beautiful]

Me-"uh...thanks..." *Trying to work*

Phong-"I Like." *cute Asian smile* lmao.

It was madami like the weirdest time to give me that compliment. He actually gave me that compliment about three madami times in the same week all at inconvenient times. lmao. <3

once a boy told me:
you are short,cute, so sweet and have great lips
well it doesn't sound weird but it seemed to me when i heard it;)

"You're pretty."

You are like a lemon.You can leave it too long and it will go mapait but if eat it up straight away it will be delicious!

Weird!

"Oh wow, you look pretty from a distance."

"u look good in preppy make-up" *shudders* never letting my cousin dress me up EVER AGAIN! *growls*

Hmm. I can remember a kamakailan conversation which was meant to be a compliment towards me but was a tad strange. I've got it saved in my facebook inbox somewhere, I'll find it....

here it is!


Girl: You're like a star, aren't you? You know, because you're so kind.

Me: Aww, thankyou! But that's you hun.

Girl: Nahh. I mean you're extra kind! Everyone loves you! Except the jealous ones... Actually, no! You're better than a star, you're Jesus! Yes! Everyone loved Jesus, except the people who were jealous of him, right?

Me: Um, thanks, if you say so...

Girl: I do. Yeah, you're like the reincarnation of Hesus Emily! Oh my God why didn't I notice it before! You even look like the guy!

Me: How the fuck do you know what Hesus looks like!

Girl: Don't swear, that makes you less like Jesus. No, I'm seriously excited, I actually think you're Jesus, I'm mga kaibigan with Jesus!

Me: Um, *name*, are you ok? I thought it was a compliment at first, but are you saying I have facial hair?!

Girl: Noo. I don't mean you look like a man, I mean your facial features look like Jesus's. Don't worry, he was attractive. Actually that reminds me, me and *name* were saying how much you looked like Michael Jackson the other day, and it's true! You're so lucky!

Me: Why are to telling me this?! I thought you were my friend? :D

Girl: What the hell are you on about? You're the luckiest person in the world! You're Jesus, Michael Jackson, and Emily all in one! And you don't even realize how lucky you are, do you? It's not fair. :(

Me: Are you being sarcastic?

Girl: Wtf? No!

Me: So...you really believe that I'm the reincarnation of Hesus and you're jealous of the fact that I look like a man? o_O

Girl: You've got it wrong. But yes, I do believe that, and I am jealous. Like I said, you're special in this world Em, I wish I was special. Why can't I be the reincarnation of Mary? :(

Me: *name*, I think you'd better go and lie down...

Girl: Whatever. Bye. *signs off*.

Me: o_O

You're so quiet, it's cool.

?_?

Friend- "I've never told you this before but..."
Me- *looks up from book* "What?"
Friend- "I'm jealous of your butt. It's like all round and mine...is the side of a card board box."
Me- 0.o

"You have nice feet."


...?

"I like your toes!"

.......... >____>

boy:"you have a nice nose"
me:"thanks"
AKWARD

My friend came up to me and said,"I like your butt."

when i was 13 i was with this boy and he said"your pretty,how old are you"and i said"13" and he said"really?you look like your 17" and i was like o_o...ok

Kid: I like your undies!
Me:(pulls up pants and makes a mental note to buy a belt)umm....thanks I think?
Kid:(smiles runs to mom and tells her about my hello kitty panties)
It was so awkward

my wierdest complement was your cute cause you remind me of my cousin....WTF?

"You're hot." ._.

Friend:"Wow! Ashley, your boobs are growing!"
Me: "No crap, I'm fourteen."

My friend told me that :P Weird.

You're so smart, you make dumb people look dumb.

WTF? Does that mean I'm so pretty I make ugly people look ugly? That dude needs to go back to pre-school and pass the mga kulay test.

Person unknown:You have a big butt and a big noes!
ME:HEY SHUT UP!
Person unknown:Are you 16!?
ME:No im 13 *Walks away*
person unknown:*Yells* ok bye!

Boy: "You gotta nice set of boobies there."

Me: "Thank you..." *goes to file a restraining order*

I actually did but he can only stay 6 feet away from me. :L

Ok this really isn't a compliment but it was wierd.
Ok so a guy ik moves his hand to go around me sort of here is what happened.
Me: U wanna lose that hand
Luke: u wanna lose ur virginity
Me: *shudders* And I slapped him ad walked away the end.... Is that a compliment?

Hays: I'm so flat, I wish I had boobs like you [me] and Salazar [I'm only sayin the last names of my friends]

Me: Ummmm...

B. [idk how to spell it]: Ikr! I pag-ibig your boobs!

Me: Should I be thanked?

Salazar: Yea.. that's what I'm thinking

Hays: Well I'm just saying you have nice boobs.

Me: Ummm, thank... you??

Mom: Girls.. what are you talking about??
._. weirdest conversation and complement

walang tiyak na layunin 6th grader: OMG i pag-ibig your hair! Not the style the color!
Me: Um... thanks.
(later that day)
Super mega hot 8th grader: You're so over exited and enegrized. that's hot.
Me:Hehehe thank you.

We flirted with each other for like ever that week. (He was a tecchie and i was in the show.) Good times.

well it wasn't so much the compliment as it was how it was delivered...
I was sitting in a store, really bored, and this old black lady comes up to me and says "you are so beautiful! are you finished or are you on a break?"

LOL

Me: Nice ball, where'd you get it? Dick's sporting goods? *cracks up from own joke*
Paco (Yes, his name is Paco): How'd you know?

"I like your eyebrows, and your hair has swag."

(Just noticed this is a taon old.)

Someone: Ohh my god you look like a little baby!!
Try to wear makeup.

Me: ...:I why thank you...

Me: *in band changing shirts*

Someone: Woah your boobs look way smaller than they are. Your boobs are awesome. How in and hell do you do that?

Me: Well I am a A..lol
Blame the bra not me, but thanks. xD?

That I have a fat ass...at least I took it as a compliment

lol, that im uncomfortably awesome, another one i got was that i was just straight out weird, but at least i think they meant it as a compliment :P

I get lots of weird ones.... one I always get are compliments about my eyes because they are yellow and blue, so from far away they look green but up close there different a kamakailan one I got was
Biology teacher: I really like that sweater
Me:ummm thanks?
(Silence)
Kid (looks at teacher): aww you just made it awkward

"If I were a homicidal maniac, I'd kill you quickly."

"You are palamigan than a dog called bark!"
.......................................................................................what???

i get a lot of compliments and this are the weridest ones
1.your hair smells like the ocean
me:huh?
2.nice ass
me:what the hell?!
3. You have big boobies!!
Me:what!!!??
This are only some

Well, when I was about 15 years old, my ex-best friend's counsellor told me I had big cow eyes. And I was like what? I thought it was like some kind of insult but it actually meant that they were big and beautiful.

And if I remember correctly, an old friend of my sister's who was like 8 or 9 at the time and I was 16 I think, sinabi to me 'You have big boobs.' This was a kid, I wasn't expecting something like that coming from a boy much less an 8 taon old kid. I guess he didn't get that they come in all different sizes.

"You have nice legs" .___.