Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my tsokolate in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my kuna sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
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That would be super awkward.
rapunzeleah123
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o_o
black_magics
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umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing sa pamamagitan ng listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather you get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the susunod araw i was walking tahanan from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
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lolz
black_magics
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ok my friend sinabi this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird mga kaibigan i know and then we were in gym and she sinabi u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
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no mine would say way weirder stuff not kidding at all unfortunately
Duncan-lover1
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and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT kulay-rosas ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving you my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
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hahah last one is gross
XxEmolovexX
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sadly,yes.. :(
RobinFan360
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It went along the lines of, uy Zanw*** I bet you have big b**bs I want to f*** you tonight will you be my boyfriend. I bet you have no mga kaibigan so I feel bad for you so you better accept my offer it may be the only one you get. pag-ibig you please f*** me tonight.
It was so so creepy I'm glad he's gone.
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uhh was he drunk?
RobinFan360
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No he seriously had a mental problem another user knew him in real life he raped his girlfriend after they broke up and then he got arrested.
zanhar1
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i heard from a robot that you can get put in jail for 15 years for doing that...
RobinFan360
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mine is "ok im afraid of storms and if i was at tahanan i would hide under my blanket with my teddy bears around me" thats what one of my mga kaibigan sinabi to me -_-
but my best friend is about the same and he sinabi "see that hot chick over there,dont you just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he sinabi "jus trying to make you throw up" so the susunod araw i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this walang tiyak na layunin boy came up to me and sinabi i was beautiful......and then sinabi he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/
some guy sinabi to me Whats cooking goods looking i wanna make tusino on the tabing-dagat and mix ur gatas with my coco pops, and i was like WTF get away from me.
The church-going-people sinabi I would go to hell.
Very Nice But Very Weird Priest: Don't worry about people telling you you're going to hell. I think you'll like it there. Me: O_O (that was the last time I ever went to chuch xD)
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niiiiice
black_magics
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Out of the blue, my friend turned around to me and graped my stomach and started grasping it. And said; "No good for the baby" In a Italian accessent..
My teacher was talking to a pagong someone brought in, and he said, "I think he's trying to dougie." The whole class laughed, but I didn't hear a word he sinabi and just laughed with the class.