who has a stupid story to tell....

This is really stupid

There once was a little girl named Justin Bieber, she was jumping around singing,

"I'm the famous Justin Bieber haha!" then a man about 33 years old came up to her and said,

"Hi I'm Gerard, lead singer of My Chemical Romance and I'm a better singer than you so I brought you a gift for that"

"Yay!, what kind of gift?"

"This" Gerard then pulled out a gun and shot Justin Bieber in the head and blew his brains out then they lived happily ever after, the end XD

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.

Okay, one araw I was sketching the cast of my paborito ipakita in my sketch pad. I started drawing my paborito female character, a very pretty Hispanic woman played sa pamamagitan ng a model. These four annoying kids come up and say "Is that Jesus?" I explain to them that it's most definitely not but they insist it's a teenaged Jesus. susunod araw I'm on the susunod sketch which is of the nakaraan character's boyfriend. The same kids come up "Is that Jesus's brother?" I respond truthfully with
"Nope, boyfriend." of course this leads to them asking if I made Hesus gay.

So back in the historical times (One buwan ago) when my class was learning about WWII, my History teacher, who is as cruel as fuck, described Hitler as a tyrant who punished the innocent. Just then, one kid in our class yelled, "YOU MEAN LIKE YOU?" The whole class bursted out laughing, but he got detention.

Ok..once dere was a saging who sinabi to limon that i wanna eat something...then u know wat limon sinabi to banana....hun ....hun....hun....he said...TWinkle TWinkle little stars.....

Once upon a time....Okay screw that cliche bit.
So I was in class and my teacher was talking about the consequences of drug abuse~
Teacher; "-Drugs are very dangerous for your health, the consequences for taking them is-"
Me;" A wedgie!"
Teacher: "-death"
Me; Whoa! That's way worse! That's like five wedgies!"
Class:....O.o LOLWUT?

lol not me

So, ALONG time nakaraan there was this guy called Jesus...

I was stretching today in PE and the boy who stretches in front of me asked me to lick his elbow. I sinabi no.

Later we were running around the backstop in our field and when we finished, the same boy was out of breath and asked me to give him "The halik of life" I sinabi that i didn't know how to do that. He then sinabi that he would ipakita me and then the other people who were with us were like "Ew dude" and that's the end of that story.

So yeah its been a funny day