what is the weirdest sentence u sinabi or someone sinabi 2 u????

Here's a few
1. So Hesus dressed in drag and modeled for J.Lo. (me)
2. Hyper man is mine! (my friend Andrea, inside joke)
3. I have a crush on a snapping turtle. (me)
4.Nice drawing of Michael Jackson. (random kid, it wasn't Michael Jackson, it was my paborito actress, Kathryn Erbe)

This still is the number one weirdest not to mention the stupidest line

'Girl, I pag-ibig your skin tone. Like a piece of perfectly fried chicken'

Another time was when I was walking down the kalye one drunk stumbles passed me, turns around and says, "Are you wearing cones? I am!" I ran for my life.

Yeah....

"will u wash my frount tooth for me der" yungib he put his tooth infrount of me haha

"Wow, you're the most normal person here!"

The wierdest thing I've ever sinabi was "I like you." to some hopeful, hyper girl in my class who asked me if I liked her, please don't remind me of that nonsense, I don't know why I sinabi that.
The wierdest thing anyone has ever sinabi to me was "I pag-ibig you." sa pamamagitan ng a few guys, who apparently thought it was funny because I was a resentful, anti-social, friendless girl who read too much and stayed away from everyone.

Hmmm... I have a list!:

1. I'm not as walang tiyak na layunin as I salad. (my friend)
2. You're a dead dog! (my other friend)
3. DEMENTED BATS FLY AWAY!!!! (me)
4. Can he get impaled sa pamamagitan ng a narwhal? (another friend)
5. My daughter-in-law is also my daughter because she's married to my other daughter... wait, huh? (yet another friend, talking about her fake family)
6. Yes, I am the stupid cat, she is the damn rat, that's the perverted dog, she's the stubborn horse, we don't have a nickname for her, but she's tiger girl, she's the violent boar, rabbit's somewhere over there, and you're the screwed-up god! (me, explaining our Fruits Basket family to the friend who sinabi line #2)

An old friend sinabi to me "Take off your shirt!" don't worry. It's not as weird as it sounds

A walang tiyak na layunin highschooler sinabi to me and my mga kaibigan "Don't do school, and stay on drugs."

When I was in high school, some walang tiyak na layunin lady walked up to me in a store and said, "I pag-ibig your costume!" It wasn't Halloween...I always wear my make-up like that!