Tie dye Einstein takes stop signs They tried to turn our summer plastic Let me see you wander to my house I'd pag-ibig to eat a bag of children Cook 'em "over easy" on a Monday I can tell I'm beginning to like Alejandro He's bravo and dapper and not drunk And I loved his basura in high school He's like a big Swiss hand rapist He stained my shirt Took forever to get that ghost out my house You stupid poltergeist! I jumped in my car Got my pennies in a jar Hit McDonalds and got a hamburger!