What's the dumbest Chain-Letter email or text you've seen?

Got this 1 off my cell phone

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, segundos cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

The one about being "cursed with ugly for 5 years" if you didnt post it to like 15 peoples facebook walls. I only posted that one back to the person who put it on my pader and other walang tiyak na layunin people to be nice, because it says something about the "15 prettiest girls" on your list. I'd be okay with it if it weren't for the being cursed with ugly thing, seriously? just wow.

The one about how you have to donate money to help save the African prince.

Copy/Paste this to three bidyo or else a boy with no arms or legs will go into your house and kill you.... HOW THE HECK IS A BOY WITHOUT ARMS OR LEGS CAPABLE OF KILLING ME?!

One where there's some guy who claims to be the President of the United States, asking money for his campaign. But this guy doesn't know what the name of the President is, he goes the pamagat President Barack O'Donald!

This one, my friend sent it 2 me, she sinabi it was cain mail, but it didnt go the way she planed it to go...